Chris Clemen

Coming to you straight out of the WWE Universe

[Chris Clemen @chrisrc1018]

@GlennFragassi Were you do-si-doing?

[Chris Clemen @chrisrc1018]

@dave_kirch @NF_Lombardi Draft edge?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Heinz Ketchup, which has used "57 varieties" in its advertising, tweeted that it would give Patrick Mahomes ketchup for life if he's able to set single-season record with 57 TD passes this season. Mahomes told @SethWickersham of his love of ketchup. Mahomes is at 31 TDs right now

[Chris Clemen @chrisrc1018]

@VikingsPR @Vikings Jared Allen oh myyyy

[* @itsbage]

The fuck did Aikman just say?

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the nights are getting colder. and i think it would really improve. my quality of snoozle. if you tucked me into bed

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

Venk = snek 🐍 🐶

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

exactly one year ago. a package arrived for me. and little did i know. that inside. would be the very best stuffed fren. anyone could ever ask for. happy birthday sebastian

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Crush: I'm looking for someone who is adventurous

Me: https://t.co/ZBdRc4v4Ny

[Chris Clemen @chrisrc1018]

I have solved the Team Conor vs. Team Khabib dilemma. Enter Team Fighting Championship https://t.co/oDhqSJxJpM

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i am exhausted. and if it’s okay with you. i’d like to redeem. this all-inclusive ticket. to snoozle city

[K3BBL3S @Kevin_W_Koch]

@mollypaynee isn’t a big @GrittyNHL fan yet...

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The average human secrets about 26 gallons of sweat onto their mattress every year.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Ryan Fitzpatrick’s wife, Liza, is due with the couple’s seventh child in January. The seventh child will join Brady (11), Tate (9), Lucy (7), Maizy (5), Zoey (3) and Ruby (1). But Fitzpatrick now looks as if he is trying to challenge Philip Rivers for league-lead in children (8).

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

Hopper became INDIGNANT this morning when she didn’t get the first waffle!

[Chris Clemen @chrisrc1018]

@KFCradio @dave_kirch

[Chris Clemen @chrisrc1018]

Sunnyyyyy

[Zacarias 🦚 🇺🇸 @ZackMilwee]

It’s a PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCEMENT.. the new #SunnyFXX is a reboot of the Bogg’s episode.