chris

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[anthony @tony_bagz]

What a fucked up day man

[gore vidal sassoon @GilroyMusic]

What is Gone Girl even about?

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

you can charge $20 for a sandwich now, even if it’s not that good. you didn’t used to be able to charge $20 for a sandwich — especially if it wasn’t that good — but you can now

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[purr 𐙚⋆.˚ @soperfectforu]

joan grande is like an ethically sourced kris jenner

[djoomf @djoomf]

Adding film scores to my gym playlist

[chels @quitbehavior]

the crowd making ariana sing 34+35 in the middle of honeymoon avenue and hampstead

[lisa barhigh @scorpiobff]

Not being vape addicted but hitting one every once in a while

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[kk 🌞 @cutiegurlk8]

type of shit u start noticing when u have no cell service in the tunnels

[jess (: @narutosdurag]

Schiaparelli downnnn

[Anita Mahn @jes_dll]

6 hours into my shift and my phone still at 80%

[asri @vanitiies_]

i just failed a captcha

[esoteric fat boy @xezirsalad]

living in a conservative town means sometimes the fаgcent slips in public so one time i heard a little girl at the grocery store go "mommy mommy! he sounds like lumpy space princess!!" like ouuu she got me good

[Akira @Akir_a997]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

[para @sexyv1lla1n]

im jeans and a sweatshirt

[taylor @fourleggedgirl]

tweezed a load bearing eyebrow hair the night before my birthday

[bri @bribrisimps]

the devil hears that you’re nauseous and sends you a tesla uber that is heavily air freshened

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

It was using her she was simply the vessel