Christopher Reynolds

[Christopher Reynolds @ChrisRey117]

When there's 7 people in front of you at the barber shop, but you get to skip the line cause Levi know you got work #ClutchAF

[Alabama Boss @RealAlabamaBoss]

Speaking FGL https://t.co/QCa2GAyxID

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Pat Summitt left her legacy on the game.

[Christopher Reynolds @ChrisRey117]

I count six shots 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

[Christopher Reynolds @ChrisRey117]

It's not day drinking by myself if a dog is present, right? Thank God, for a second I was worried there.

[Alabama Boss @RealAlabamaBoss]

Men will pay good money to see a woman dance naked, a tractor pull a sled or anything with over 800 horsepower run.

[Landon Sims @landonvsims]

I think I'm the only girl left who is not into man buns....cut yo damn hair boy you look like a girl

[Christopher Reynolds @ChrisRey117]

"When is this thing??" -Me asking a best friend when their wedding is

[Christopher Reynolds @ChrisRey117]

@IBoydIII is that a standard unit of measure?? #MustBeMetric

[Christopher Reynolds @ChrisRey117]

@_rileyyyyyyy you talkin to the wrong man

[Christopher Reynolds @ChrisRey117]

@ZCallahan_Jr pops teachin em right

[Christopher Reynolds @ChrisRey117]

@amore_Nesta RIGHT?!?

[Christopher Reynolds @ChrisRey117]

@landonvsims haha did you at least get some motz sticks and rock the jukebox??

[Christopher Reynolds @ChrisRey117]

@landonvsims if you're there long enough I think they serve breakfast...

[Christopher Reynolds @ChrisRey117]

I'll get behind the the $15 minimum wage when my fast food order ain't fucked up.

[Christopher Reynolds @ChrisRey117]

@rachael_mcgahee I'm getting good. I can usually tell by the subject and person what the comments will say.

[Christopher Reynolds @ChrisRey117]

@rachael_mcgahee I think it's some type of social media masochism. Same reason I don't delete 50 of my Facebook friends

[Christopher Reynolds @ChrisRey117]

I don't understand atheism, if you're right, it's not like you'll be able to brag about it later.

[Christopher Reynolds @ChrisRey117]

Yall know Isis is dumb if they think they're gonna go to Chicago. #LikeWEdontEvenGoToChiraq