Conan

slow learner

[Conan @chrisring22]

It's a PITCH clock, not a hitter clock.

[John Sterling Calls @JSterlingCalls]

Anthony Volpe! A spettacolo oggi! Ohhh the fox socks one to left!

[Conan @chrisring22]

@BigBabyDavid_ JRam or Betts, both are arguably the best bats in their lineup

[Conan @chrisring22]

@Jomboy_ He looks like a kid stealing cookies from a cookie jar...but he earned those cookies, and he's giving those cookies to his teammates.

[Conan @chrisring22]

@RealMichaelKay wouldn't miss a pitch! West coast trips are the best.

[Conan @chrisring22]

I love seeing the lads on the big screen out on a thirsty Thursday... @ToeingTheSlab @JustinShackil @dcone36

[Conan @chrisring22]

@TalkinJake You called it Jake, that's Ron's outing if he's on the roster

[Conan @chrisring22]

I just went for my first run with @Runkeeper https://t.co/kJQ1ZUYTIj

[Conan @chrisring22]

If you don't need a mask because God will protect you, why do you need a gun?

[Conan @chrisring22]

@TalkinYanks LA Angels booth just described a pitch as a "Nestor Cortes" fastball. Nasty Nestor has officially become a adjective. #top8th #nestor

[Conan @chrisring22]

@DanAlanRourke Exactly what you talked about on the Pre-game show....saw it coming

[Conan @chrisring22]

Happy Spring Training Day

[Conan @chrisring22]

@THE_njm The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm.

[Conan @chrisring22]

To the gate. Draw your swords!

[Conan @chrisring22]

I cannot jump the distance. So you have to toss me...
Don't tell the Elf..

[Conan @chrisring22]

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell? Where was Gondor when our enemies closed in around us!? Where was Gon –

[Conan @chrisring22]

No, you would not part an old man from his walking stick?

[Conan @chrisring22]

I’m wasted on cross-country. We Dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.

[Conan @chrisring22]

I will take it. I will take the Ring to Mordor. Though – I do not know the way.

[Conan @chrisring22]

Just entered this @purenoiserecs and @bearingsband contest to hear new music and win tickets to their upcoming tour! Enter here: https://t.co/bjDh7zW4aP