Jarateng

Ossubuco is bae

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@KBonimtetezi @nduyamuthama @skmusyoka Keep the dirty linen away from the public . Kama ulikuliwa mtu in the 80's just know that time has erased the mark. Na wewe Bonnie hayakuhusu . Kilichokulwa ni cha Kavindu.

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@silasjakakimba ......I thought you'd offer him an academic chance the same way those missionaries did to you at the lake .

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@OmbetaC Quick recovery senior

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@makaumutua There is a thin line between solidarity and tribalism. Adjust your specs.

Pablo Escobar has big boys on his speed dial.

This is NARCOS season finale being filmed in KE . We are privileged

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@MillicentOmanga Do not insult the crocodile until you've crossed the river. You must have crossed the river before you may tell the crocodile he has bad breath. Cross in a crowd and the crocodile won't eat you. That said, you really have to fight for the 2 slots at UDA . Now this is real hustle

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@Tabbykanyungu @KeEquityBank @ntsa_kenya @Ma3Route This sacco buses that do local routes within Nairobi have the most arrogant staff . It all goes to who owns the buses and who calls the shots at the police station especially those plying thika rd. May she rest easy

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@kipmurkomen @JunetMohamed Isaac Mwaura can form a very interesting political science thesis especially if the wheelbarrow party nominates him .

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@NjeriThorne I wish you could equally share what you bring to the table instead of yada yada this and that and yet you ain't even 20% of what you are looking for in that 'potential' whoever . How about Trump ?

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@Chris_D_Odero Recipe ya kunyambua vitenzi ndio hiyo

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@MuthuiMkenya Soldiers don't die. They FADE . We shall take it from here....

Rest easy comrade

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@AokoOtieno_ Cars drive over tarmac and not vice-versa. Stay down .

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@ImranOkoth My condolences senior

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@TheODMparty @ImranOkoth Sad . Take heart bro

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@kipmurkomen You see....when you decide to change the forest go the whole way and do the same to the monkeys too. You have overseen plunder and now you are trying to hoodwink us with the same old wine in new skins .

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@AokoOtieno_ I hereby nominate you as a candidate to represent #KOT in the upcoming county 047 gubernatorial elections . First Community bank will sponsor us all the way. @KimAkeem will do the posters and tees

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@ledamalekina You are a DEALER. not a LEADER . Get that right . Same applies to Super Senator Sakaja.

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@jamessmat @RobertAlai thought he needs a mask and a sanitizer more than shoes on his feet .

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@Kalasinga_ Support with stats

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@MwalimChurchill Hii ujinga ilianza na Ben Githae . It is slowly tickling down to other peasants like this one who are looking for clout . Central Kenya should secceed, hold their own election and form their own government .

[Jarateng @chrisrisk]

@RobertAlai My taxes should address this . Kila mtu afanye kazi yake . Even after the age of devolution we can read such tweets 🤔