Chris Robovan

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[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

There has never been a clearer time than right now to invest in $TSLA

The stock is at $355, down 29% from the all time high on 12/17/25

Things to expect in April:
• FSD v14.3
> Described as “the final piece of the puzzle”
• Cybercab production
> Even at the start of the S curve, hundreds of Cybercabs will join the Robotaxi fleet every week
• Optimus 3 unveil
> The “Raptor 3” of humanoid robots
• Roadster 2.0 unveil
> Described as “the most mind blowing product demo ever” even if it’s not going to impact revenue meaningfully

These catalysts are so close. Even if these timelines slip, it won’t be by much

This will be my pinned post until $TSLA hits a new all time high

I don’t expect it to take very long

6 months max

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

@nima_owji Oh the spam callers are about to get destroyed by unhinged mode

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

@GordonJohnson19 @aelluswamy He is stating FSD was engaged but being overridden

The driver was not “supervising” but instead “overriding”

The system was likely warning him very brightly and loudly that he was overriding the system and the car was not in control anymore

Any response is GREATLY appreciated

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

@Gfilche This is my go-to as well 😂

[Teslascope @teslascope]

If a child chokes on an age-limited toy that clearly states “choking hazard”, is the toy company responsible?

If an adult abuses a clearly labeled prescription or OTC medication, disregards the instructions, and is harmed, is it the pharmaceutical company’s fault? Or the pharmacy?

The answer should clearly be no to both of these scenarios.

So why, when Tesla’s Owner’s Manual clearly states the limitations of its ADAS software, as does every other OEM (i.e, pressing the accelerator limits or prevents braking/AEB) and displays an alert to the driver (in practically any language), does this magically mean Tesla is at fault in your head?

You’ve lost Electek every ounce of respect it once had from asinine takes like this.

You constantly assume malice and ill intent when it’s uncalled for. Your “journalism” invalidates real statements by executives and team leads. It’s okay to be speculative, it’s an entirely different beast to attempt to convince your audiences where fault should be placed.

There are no guilty parties until an investigation is completed.

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

@mikepat711 @Tryangle Had two of the same conversations myself 🤦‍♂️

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

Imagine a doctor administering a life-saving treatment through an IV drip calibrated to stabilize the patient. The patient actively rips out the IV, injects a harmful substance instead, and ignores every warning to stop

Media runs the headline: “Patient Dies During Doctor’s Treatment!”

That’s exactly what just happened with this crash. The driver overrode FSD by flooring the accelerator to 73 mph in a residential area and slammed straight into a house

The only reason there was a crash is because the human actively overrode and accelerated against the system.

Fred and the rest of the media hide behind the claim that their reporting is “technically” truthful. But highlighting FSD in the headline is misleading and they know it. They know headlines create the narrative and only a small percentage of people will actually read the article. An even smaller percentage will see Tesla’s debunk of the claim. This is deliberate FUD, not journalism.

[Fred Lambert @FredLambert]

This is inappropriate Ashok. The media reported “A Tesla crashed into a house killing a woman, driver SAID he was on Autopilot.”

That’s the truth. He said it. And you just confirmed that the car was “self-driving” and that the driver overrode it.

The fact that the driver pressed the accelerator while on Autopilot doesn’t negate the accuracy of the reporting prior to you releasing the logs.

Or rather your interpretation of the logs.

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

@FredLambert Incredible mental gymnastics to try to save face

The media posted headlines implying the car was self driving to scare people

The reality is the human input was the sole reason for the crash (as per usual)

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

Salah goal, assist and MOTM

The king

👑

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@attackdogX People in Africa are not starving. This is a myth. The only time there is a shortage of food is when there is a war going on and the only way to solve that would be invasion!

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

@mikepat711 There’s no place like home

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

In line to board the airplane

A group keeps bumping into me and are generally encroaching upon my space

So I fart

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

@MobofJoggers Use FSD

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

@SawyerMerritt The tide has turned. Common sense is prevailing

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

@JoeTegtmeyer Always a nice reminder that the Fremont line doing 1 million Optimus per year is a PILOT line 😂

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

@tesla2moon Prepare for takeoff

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

Below is a real conversation I just recalled from a few days ago:

“Elon should pay more in taxes. He doesn’t need a trillion dollars”

He only has single digit billions liquid. 99% of his wealth is just stake in his companies needed for voting power. So what would you have him do to pay these taxes?

“He can borrow against it”

You want him to personally go into debt to pay taxes? To a government that is already 39T in debt? How much should he give up? How much is too much for one person to have? Mind you if we stole all of Elon’s money the national debt would still increase by 1T this year. We should not impede the only guy building sustainable transportation, revolutionizing space travel and enterprise, protecting the 1st Amendment online, enabling the disabled, and attempting to create the only truth-seeking and humanity-loving AI

I probably didn’t sound quite that good off the cuff but even still, there was no response

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

Friendly reminder that pride month is an abomination and should not exist

ABNORMAL sexual practices is not cause for celebration at all

Consenting adults are free to do whatever they like in their own homes

Kindergarteners don’t need to know what sexual preference is

Glorifying sex and UNNATURAL sexual practices is confusing a larger and larger percentage of children every year

It is manufactured mental illness

It’s not hard to understand

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

@wholemars

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

On a flight

First of all Delta WiFi sucks but at least it’s free. Starlink is 100x better

Poor lad behind me also a young man and stuck talking to a boomer all flight

Thankfully I am displaying the universal “don’t talk to me” signal of headphones

The discussion behind me of course is about gerrymandering. And I’m no republican but of course the example the boomer gives is that Republicans are cheating by stealing seats unfairly

Reminder that both parties do this and the power to do so is won in the elections

It is also widely accepted that democrats win with supermajorities in bigger cities and therefore all live in close proximity to one another

If a map were drawn to be completely and objectively fair and in line with what the founding fathers envisioned, it is likely republicans would provably have a permanent majority in the HoR

All this to say I turned my music up all the way to drown out the boomerspeak

[Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan]

$17,500 per student per year

> New computer for each student every 4 years
> Good WiFi at the school

Teach critical thinking. The truth is available for free on the internet. Go find it.

Return surplus to taxpayers

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

“Schools are underfunded!”

“We need to spend more on education!”

No. No you don’t.

From 2009 to 2019 there was zero correlation between per student spending and test scores.

And despite increased funding, test scores have now declined from pre-COVID years.

Mississippi now matches or beats states spending more than twice as much per pupil in both math and reading.

Because public schools have no incentive to spend money efficiently.

They’re taxpayer funded monopolies.

When they fail, they don’t shut down like normal businesses, they get bigger budgets instead.

The incentive structure rewards failure.
So they will keep failing to get more funding.

If you actually want test scores to improve relative to spending, cut the funding.