nope

No longer using this shit platform.

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Intro-level science courses at university are basically pre-professional academic hazing and it was only a matter of time before something like this happened

[2 matt 2 furious @mr_oberts]

Get Keeso a set of claws.

[Girl in an insane asylum/Wood nymph @Tita_Mae23]

Don’t forget, Tom Brady received a $1,000,000 PPP loan after he bought a $6,000,000 boat. But my student loan forgiveness is a problem.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Why would I spend $5 on a bag of apples at the store when I can wear warm fall clothes in 88° weather and pay $56 for our family to pick them ourselves.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Another tale of 3 QB’s

Tom Brady took a $1M PPP loan. He made $83M that year and purchased a multi million dollar boat days after the loan

Brett Favre took $5M earmarked for people in MS living beneath the poverty level

Colin Kaepernick took a knee

Who lost their NFL career?

[Jon Owen @anotherJon]

Always follow the money.

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

“elves can’t be Black” from the creators of white jesus

[dannybaruela.bsky.social @dannybaruela]

perhaps, if they had to join the armed services to avoid debt, they were never volunteers at all

[The SNCC Legacy Project @SNCCLegacy]

Did You Know? Before Uber or Lyft, SNCC developed a system of shared rides for organizers in the South called the Sojourner Motor Fleet.

[moonwolf 3 @malt_skull]

mr sandman, sand me a man,just make em smooth like a belt sander can

[Celina Tebor @CelinaTebor]

My boyfriend’s work just sent out this email. Pay attention to the examples they use to describe “pungent foods.”

We should not have to sacrifice our culture at work to appease white people’s palates.

[austin walker @austin_walker]

What was Bill Russell's life like while he was racking up 11 rings? His daughter writes:

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

This is Brexit

[Smash Pages @smash_pages]

And the BEST HUMOR PUBLICATION is Not All Robots, by Mark Russell and Mike Deodato Jr. @AWA_Studios @mikedeodato @Manruss #eisners #sdcc

[dannybaruela.bsky.social @dannybaruela]

"Shaken, not stirred, will get you cold Velveeta with a dash of gin and dry vermouth. The reason you stir it with a special spoon is so not to chip the ice. James is ordering a weak veltini and being snooty about it." -Jed Bartlet

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Don’t shop at Hobby Lobby.

Don’t eat at Chick-fil-A.

It’s that simple.

[Rob @radhistoryguy]

Wow, it's a good thing the centre is holding super well and the best have plenty of conviction or I'd be worried right about now

[Genius Of Lunch @ConorHaloReach]

I will avenge you Luigi. I will save you Peach. I will kill you Bowser