Chris Wettig

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

Lol

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

the never ending battle between needing to leave your house but not wanting to put on pants

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

Nothing like leaving your phone at work and just kinda not having a purpose for 18 hours

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

they say I need more variety in my diet so I bought some cherry pop-tarts this time

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

today is one of those "use your hands to help you get up the stairs" kind of days

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

Almost felt bad about being on my phone but I'm sitting in a college statistics class learning how to read a bar graph smh

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

at what point does your deodorant start smelling like your armpit?

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

In the mood for endless Taco Bell.

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

so i threw all my possible pant options in the washer about 20 minutes before I had to go places and do stuff

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

I just want a woman who will love me like I love Cici's pizza

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

Never been so ashamed of humanity #LebronJames

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

ya plan on doing ab day right up until that point where you lay on the ground and fall asleep instead

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

@BBontz @CourtSaxton you

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

@BBontz @CourtSaxton both of you go to bed

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

its hard changing all of your wallpapers and prof pics to timmy duncan memorials when the tears are pooling up on your keyboard

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

real talk watching tim duncan walk off that court tonight was like losing a father figure

[Chris Wettig @ChrisRyanWettig]

@CourtSaxton come back