Chris

::wife:: ::mom:: ::lunch lady:: ::little dog rescuer:: ::tater juice drinker:: ::living the dream in indiana::

[Chris @Chrissirhc]

If you smoke cigarettes at the beach, your mom’s a hoe.

[Chris @Chrissirhc]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 @Chobani38973023 The worm.

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@ruoffmusicenter If anyone doesn’t want to use your code, I’m your girl! 🙋🏽‍♀️

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@staceriley @libsoftiktok Lunch lady. 🙋🏽‍♀️ True story.

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@LiveNation ugh why can’t we use more than one concert credit at a time??😭

[Chris @Chrissirhc]

@LyleLovett See you tomorrow in Nashville, Indiana- you should add Bears to your set list. It would be cool if you did!🥰🐻🐻

[Chris @Chrissirhc]

If you ain’t at the beach, where the f you at?

[Chris @Chrissirhc]

@upwardfamily They are waterproof! *I don’t know from experience

[Chris @Chrissirhc]

@SouthwestAir Thanks for the quick response- I’ll stop searching! See you Tuesday 🥂cheers anyhoo!

[Chris @Chrissirhc]

@SouthwestAir Is there a place to use points for drink coupons? I was sent some out of the blue a year ago-Not sure how I got them but thanks! Girls trip in 4 days! Need more!!

[Humor @HumorTV__]

That’s also my reaction when I see people

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@CrumblCookies 🍀

[Chris @Chrissirhc]

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@tvbrad Uninvited-Alanis Morrissett @emm_jay1991 now we wait.

[Chris @Chrissirhc]

🙋🏽‍♀️These cookies are worth ANY punishment the boss wants to give me should I get caught.

[Crumbl @crumbl]

Raise your hand if you're ignoring work right now by scrolling on Twitter ✋

Instead of telling your boss, we'll pick FIVE people to send a 4-Pack box!

[Fixing Education @FixingEducation]

Parents, remind yourself….teachers have 30 of these in their classroom 😂

[Chris @Chrissirhc]

Rip Poon Saloon

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@LindaInDisguise Hoping they just put you out to pasture and you feel better soon. I heard those suck.

[Chris @Chrissirhc]

@ruoffmusicenter 5:52 and this line ain’t movin!

[Chris @Chrissirhc]

@tacobell .70/.80 for sour cream??? Imma have to get another job to support my bean burrito habit.