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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

THANK YOU to the 5 million members of the @NRA for once again entrusting me with your FULL & COMPLETE ENDORSEMENT! As long as I am President, I will ALWAYS protect our Great Second Amendment, and never let the Radical Left take away your Rights, your Guns, or your Police! @NRAPVF

[G @3005bear]

Good morning! Here is a video of a baby otter plopping into the water to join his mama 😍

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

my drug of choice? a good attitude 😎 just kidding it’s marijuana

[ǝuıʇsnɾ uʎlɐpɐɯ @emm_jay1991]

this hit different in 2016, amiright @GoonRidah ?

[Alexandra Voetberg @Realalexclark]

Which episode of Black Mirror is this

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

i dunno who needs to hear this but that thing you’ve been putting off for a month will take 10 minutes

[Brigitte Gabriel @ACTBrigitte]

Barack Obama never tweeted about Juneteenth ONCE throughout his entire presidency.

[ǝuıʇsnɾ uʎlɐpɐɯ @emm_jay1991]

sleep talk convos with jimmy episode 872:

him: i’m 3 feet off. am i off that way or this way? *gestures with his hand in the air*

me: that way.

him: towards the curb?

me: yep

him: oh ok. ZzZzZzZz

[Tony Bolognavich @BaldwinBoy22]

@ihaveswag32 This man had hoes

[ǝuıʇsnɾ uʎlɐpɐɯ @emm_jay1991]

My gas station order ⚡️

[ǝuıʇsnɾ uʎlɐpɐɯ @emm_jay1991]

let’s play never have i ever. i’ll start.

✨ put a finger down if you’ve ever slipped and busted your ass so bad in the middle of a Speedway gas station that you had to file an injury report ✨

[Chelcie Lynn @chelcielynnn]

I’ve never fucked on a waterbed

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Numerous people arrested in D.C. for the disgraceful vandalism, in Lafayette Park, of the magnificent Statue of Andrew Jackson, in addition to the exterior defacing of St. John’s Church across the street. 10 years in prison under the Veteran’s Memorial Preservation Act. Beware!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

what do people who live without mental illness do all day in quarantine like at least i’ve got my anxiety to keep me company that bitch never shuts up

[ǝuıʇsnɾ uʎlɐpɐɯ @emm_jay1991]

maizeee

[ǝuıʇsnɾ uʎlɐpɐɯ @emm_jay1991]

things i’m a slut for:
• balayages on virgin hair
• fresh acrylics
• james bisson
• potato salad

[Paul Saladino, MD @paulsaladinomd]

The ONLY conversation I want to hear about coronavirus from now on is how badly we were misled by media fear mongering, and how the messaging should have been about metabolic health all along. What a tragedy this whole thing has been.

[ǝuıʇsnɾ uʎlɐpɐɯ @emm_jay1991]

lol shit’s locked up because it gets stolen. it’s called ShRiNk & that’s on most frequently stolen goods, not racism. quit stealing shit and you won’t have to ask for a 15 year old sales associate to unlock your conditioner.

[Courtney Holland 🇺🇸 @hollandcourtney]

Remind me, why can’t I vote in person?