Christopher Smart 🇬🇷🇬🇧

I like to rant about Newcastle United & The Cardiff Devils. I'm very rarely wrong, except for when I am.

[Christopher Smart 🇬🇷🇬🇧 @chrissmart89]

Evening everyone! I'm doing a sponsored row for @WaltonCentre in August (starting Sunday) 300km over 30 days.

Please sponsor me by clicking the link below:

https://t.co/vt0NTR0OQs

Thanks!

[Christopher Smart 🇬🇷🇬🇧 @chrissmart89]

Given up. No way we are scoring here! #nufc

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@stevewraith Must be A.I! I mean a mackem with four fingers!? Come on!

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The 3 o clock blackout is such a pain for the fans who live far away and have no interest in buying dodgy sticks! 😂💔#nufc

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@JamesPGoddard90 @MuseumWalkerIan Oh come on now James! A dance group can't have that much influence!

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@jenniferarcuri Arrrgh if you'd cut off the last two words of this tweet; you would have actually been correct! Tough luck.

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@TommyNickelson @GuntherEagleman @Inevitablewest @ladycir58 The government and media are two/more than two separate entities. As it should be in any functioning, genuine democracy.

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@NUFCThreatLevel Aye it's great. https://t.co/uggvKTIC9Q

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@NUFClee07 @Im_RobM Oh ok. It sounds like it should be lovely from the name! 😅

[Christopher Smart 🇬🇷🇬🇧 @chrissmart89]

@GBNEWS @Nigel_Farage Interesting Nigel used the term national socialists, rather than Nazis. Just an observation.

[Christopher Smart 🇬🇷🇬🇧 @chrissmart89]

@TheRambler146 3/1000 dogs rock! Haha. But if you want to reach out to a complete stranger in the dull, shitty UK. I'm here! P.s. 1000 tweets may have been an exaggeration. All the best Alex. Chris. 👍👍👍

[Christopher Smart 🇬🇷🇬🇧 @chrissmart89]

@TheRambler146 2/1000 what's right for you. I wouldn't worry too much about your weight ATM. Get your head sorted first. Please don't feel that you should have to apologise for being emotional! The shizz you've been through fella! No one would blame you! I'd be a mess for years!

[Christopher Smart 🇬🇷🇬🇧 @chrissmart89]

@TheRambler146 hey Alex! Just seen your latest vlog and thought I'd just share a few thoughts about you regarding it (hope you don't mind)...

1. No, thank YOU. What you do is amazing.

2. What's happened sounds fing terrible. Chill. Take your time at your pace to do what's 1/100

[Christopher Smart 🇬🇷🇬🇧 @chrissmart89]

@Sploshtweet when are you getting washing up liquid back in stock please? I'm running low and you never seem to have any in stock anymore. Thanks.

[Christopher Smart 🇬🇷🇬🇧 @chrissmart89]

@NUFC Howe out, half the squad out. You get paid millions to be THAT awful. Absolute joke.

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@NUFC Get Howe out!

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@pa40556213 @NUFC Surely, it's pretty difficult to defend Howe after this?

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@BeeMartians

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I can't watch anymore of this bollocks. Absolutely shite. #nufc

[Christopher Smart 🇬🇷🇬🇧 @chrissmart89]

Pundits "we need VAR".

*VAR gets put in place*

Pundits "west ham have had a penalty taken away from them".

Sorry, what? #nufc