The Scorpion King

Trust me... I’m a dad...

[The Scorpion King @chrisspell71]

#Diplife #idontactuallydip

[The Scorpion King @chrisspell71]

Hot snakes at the gym are the worst

[The Scorpion King @chrisspell71]

Shitting at Walmart just hits different #noshoppingnecessary

[The Scorpion King @chrisspell71]

I’m so petty that I’ll sit in a parking lot all day just so you can’t go the wrong way down an isle

[The Scorpion King @chrisspell71]

@Bradtheskater I think I can do it for sure

[The Scorpion King @chrisspell71]

@Robs_Gonzo Probably a millionaire by now

[The Scorpion King @chrisspell71]

Literally anyone can host DDD… all you have to do say a different ingredient with every bite. D.U.M.B.

[The Scorpion King @chrisspell71]

My daughter just said “hot snakes are cute” and now I’m trying not to role on the floor laughing

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Pisces season in full swing

[The Scorpion King @chrisspell71]

@MDTTAC The ammo is smaller…

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Monday.......If you're not going to sling dick with 3 hands.....Go back to bed!

[The Scorpion King @chrisspell71]

@BlackChicano08 8,11,20

[The Scorpion King @chrisspell71]

@Robs_Gonzo We’ve all heard it before… you back out last minute.

[The Scorpion King @chrisspell71]

Taylor wants people to know that’s her cooler…

[The Scorpion King @chrisspell71]

IYKYK

[The Scorpion King @chrisspell71]

@Robs_Gonzo I’d buy it

[The Scorpion King @chrisspell71]

Coffee vs. Cream 2016
order on PPV now!!
@Robs_Gonzo