Chris Snarksen

Warning: Satire and snark will be used frequently. Most of what I write will be parody, satire or sarcasm. Don't believe any of it. No DMs🚫

[Chris Snarksen @chrisstets]

What do I win?

Appreciate the recognition!🏆

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@Billybobwalter1 😂🤣🤪

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@musepwt Somehow, this is true and also bullshit at the same time.

Yes, everything offensive about him I've seen before many times. Maybe not all in one place. 🤣

After that, bit gets shaky.

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Fake news.

Two days ago, I started an 8-hour argument about this with a shitpost. We went all through it.

It broke containment in 2022/23 crossing the Panama Canal. Trump has an alibi. He getting a mugshot in Atlanta.

It is closely tied to illegal migration, obviously, 2022-23.

Nice try though.

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@BonkDaCarnivore I think I can see Jesus in those clouds. Or maybe it's Lyle Lovett...

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@RetiredMod White liberal women in multiple cat households are 10X more likely to suffer from hybristophilia.

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@Dust1nTheSuN @RNCResearch Excuse me, "National socialist communist."

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@TroyJackson207 @BernieSanders Party of the political class.

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@kelleritha @ktybtauh @greg_price11 Eww! I can't imagine. Mean reeealy. A Republican? Egad...

Hopefully, he didn't catch anything and expose any progressive someone he really cared about.

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[Sarah Gallagher @sgallz_]

If Graham Platner's day wasn't bad enough... here he is talking about Thai prostitutes.

“Spend your leave banging hookers in Thailand instead of getting b*tched at by the wife back home, and you could sell it as avoiding federal income tax.”

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@bufutalo @ktybtauh @greg_price11 I see you're a fan of my real fake news stories. Did you see this one from last fall?

https://t.co/0Vf8QY2OZN

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Sources Say Graham Platner's Original Tattoo Was A My Little Pony.

The subsequent totenkopf was "something burley" to cover Twilight Sparkle, unintentionally sparking the campaign gaffe now covered by a third tattoo, the Irish Celtic, Faolad The Protector Spirit. The whitest, non-woke symbol available at the time, allegedly.

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@nobodylikeyou_2 @RNCResearch I dunno. I don't think he's a N@5i. Might be a communist.

He's got an impulse control problem. Not a Senator.

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@RobinDuggan3 Massive?

It's not even enough to start a Quality Learing Center.

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You can soft-deny it by claiming they were democrat operatives.

That doesn't mean you weren't sexting them. That way you can't get caught in a(nother) verifiable lie.

Listen carefully to the narrative.

"She's a republican operative"

"Politically motivated"

Both true, but carefully crafted misdirection.

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@Patriots_Lead They can't load the box at all and linebackers will have to drop back to cover Douglas. If Diggs comes back it's a nightmare.

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@DougWahl1 Absolutely.

It's not even enough to start a Quality Learing Center.

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@rnadeau12 @GregoryKBovino @nicksortor @LaurenWitzkeDE LARPers🙄

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@ktybtauh @greg_price11 So we shouldn't believe her?

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@JamesHartline

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@SteveRob Welp, nobody is breaking into his house...

With Sartotis as DA, it's a strategy.
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