Christopher Cappuccino

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist, and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

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@wanyeburkett No patrick, a poem is not an argument

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@MariGO2thepolls These people are such ridiculous self parodies. The party of masculinity choking up and crying from a mediocre little poem and threatening to hold their breath until the pass out until we stop doing science

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@MariGO2thepolls I recall conservatives having a saying about facts and feelings a while back

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@questionableway Sure but im getting at the government often punishes conduct that's between two people and has no concrete direct effect on the state

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@questionableway It's a dumb take but in fairness fraud is often a contractual dispute and you can still go to jail over it

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@mattparlmer I absolutely guarantee income is accounting for inflation and rent isnt. Absolutely 0% chance the great recession and covid didn't make number go down

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Rkansas. Turn that whole state into a subreddit

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If you could remove 1 letter from any state name and everyone had to go along with it, what would it be?

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If you could remove 1 letter from any state name and everyone had to go along with it, what would it be?

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@tracewoodgrains Eruditeness? Utility?

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@tracewoodgrains So working out can't increase your athleticism but it can increase your fitness, and studying can't increase your IQ but it can increase your _____

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@HedgeDirty Homeownership is overrated

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@narrenhut I'll just wait for the children's book version of this in 5 years

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@_rotimia Nobody cares about the root causes of crime though, I think you have to show this isnt actually arresting anybody

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@growing_daniel Gay

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@MariGO2thepolls Is that frank?

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@nickisafraud Look Israel is for sure doing a bunch of war crimes but let's not pretend hamas isnt using child soldiers

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@RuxandraTeslo Nate Silver, and only Nate Silver

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@lymanstoneky "We need more serious law enforcement." "OK, we'll go to the local elementary school and put all the children in jail." "No not like that"

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@questionableway Im running for mayor on a platform of giving the homeless people who smoke on transit better smelling cigs