Chrissy

Chasing the carrot and running from the stick like a true Millennial.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

VIRTUAL
INSANITY

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler.

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

Is massa gonna sell us tomorrow? 😭

[Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg]

"And THEN the lady in the motorized wheelchair pulled out a knife and started tryin to stab people..."

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

Being able to only focus on school while in school

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Wait, Why Isn’t It Ending

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

“Transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison” is the greatest dog whistle ever uttered

Bravo.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Trump did go to Wharton….

on white affirmative action

[Pusha G @GVN_95]

So people from jails and insane asylums are coming into the country and taking black jobs? #Debate2024

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Appreciate the AP calling them out like this. Decent reporting here!

[Tanitoluwami @EmpressBeeBee]

@__luckyleftie They absolutely marry good mother material then go out and be withh the ones that make their hearts shake.

Then they come back old and tired. Yearsss later to a woman they left lonely in their marriage through out their youth.

[Chrissy @chrissym83]

Living the dream.

[ally @missmayn]

Last year my boyfriend and I moved in together but we have our own bedrooms/bathrooms and I’d like to report it is fucking amazing.

[sid 🕷 @milkyspiderr]

@caitiedelaney ohhh but paying for commissions “is too expensive”

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Wait everyone is PAYING for those ai generated portraits?? With MONEY???

[Uchechukwugaemeotuosirimasim (💪,💪) @uchechris86]

@BeeBabs This!

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

the way i haven't stopped thinking about this horrendous caption since last night, it haunted my dreams, one of the most hateful things i've ever read

[Chrissy @chrissym83]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Might as well celebrate before it all comes crashing down.