Chrishon Howard

Almost Classy. 🙃 💙💛💙💛

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

I get mad every time I think about it.

[Cati @CatianaSaillant]

I did 0 scamming during the pandemic.

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

Officially Teedie. Cuz that’s not what it mean!? 😩

[Duff @duffthebrand]

Wait, “I’m so ATL” doesn’t mean “I’m so Atlanta”??????

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

Generation X may have given us some of the best music but right now they’re giving us the best laughs with their recent performances. Cuz what yall doing? 😂

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

Talenti! Yall want us to eat the ice cream or not!? Tight ass top

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

I absolutely love shopping on the desktop with capital one. Cuz you didn’t have to save me money, but you did! 🙌🏽

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

Meanwhile Kenzie in the back talking bout “Deep Breaths!” 😂 she and I do them a lot.
That was hella random. But I hope she’s okay.

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

Riding and a girl is flying in a 35.
I notice, she is SOBBING!
Got to a red light, I put my window down n tell her “calm down”
She said “So much shit is happening!”
I coached her through few deep breaths
She said, “Thank you, my Angel!” The light turned green and she sped off

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

I don’t feel like swim lessons today. 😩

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

No way he ate this Tiny Desk up like this? Got me crine up in these people office.

Elmiene: Tiny Desk Concert https://t.co/BbS5t1SrNa via @YouTube

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

How it does easyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

@desssariel That lady happy. Leave her alone.

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

Im not a reality tv watcher but some how I’ve gotten into Nelly and Ashanti.

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

@desssariel Yes!! I’m bout to drop her to the fire station 😂😂

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

I should’ve known today was gon be different when Kenzie told me “you ascusting!” this morning.
I gotta stop telling her stuff! 🤦🏽‍♀️😂
Her behind been bad today!!

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

And if it is…it means absolutely nothing. Nobody will do anything about it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Nayo @NayoGotTheJUICE]

Ooo this breakup is getting messy

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

I said I was dressing my baby up as Quasimodo for Disney day and my fam got mad.
You gotta think outside the box. I’m tired of princesses.
She’d be a cute Quasi 😂😂😂

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

Literally nothing is motivating me right now. I need a push!

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

Inside, can I scan for my points? “No, we don’t do that here no more”
Sick of it!

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

POPEYES!! I’m so sick of every time I go to one of these locations I can ever scan for my points. It’s always some bs reason why they don’t let me. I’ve missed out on so many points and I live at Popeyes! 😒

[Chrishon Howard @chrissymonet]

If I’m in the drive, “oh you can’t do it in the drive through, you gotta come inside”