Walked passed my patient pooping in his garbage can his response was “ I had to go so it was here or the floor” I guess the bathroom is overrated these days
One of the hardest things about working nights is that I’m online shopping at 3am for ridiculous things was just reminded by email that my “30 pack marker pens” have shipped 🤔
Pop Pop: Oh look it’s your little dog, Elbow!
Me: Her name is Josie, why do you keep calling her that?
Pop Pop: Well my elbow was bothering me the other day and so was she so I changed her name