christie

Currently avoiding adulthood like it’s a bad date. 🚫💼

Please don't take my tweets seriously!

[christie @chrissywakeup89]

The sad girl in me has great taste in music 😌✨

[christie @chrissywakeup89]

Hey bhagwan mere aur mere dosto ki placement lagwa do aap bas!

[christie @chrissywakeup89]

Angels have curly hair!

[christie @chrissywakeup89]

I really miss being in college with my best freind 🥹

[christie @chrissywakeup89]

Moana called

[christie @chrissywakeup89]

I feel I'm in a spree of self sabotage

[christie @chrissywakeup89]

Mba mein sabki internship lagti hai.
Mba mein sabk boyfriend bante hai
......khair

[christie @chrissywakeup89]

Na ladka mil raha hai na sip mil rahi hai.

[christie @chrissywakeup89]

lol.

[christie @chrissywakeup89]

Mai toh mba aur love dono karungi

[christie @chrissywakeup89]

Face of a person about to cry her way back home

[christie @chrissywakeup89]

Dating across India has convinced me that regional heterogeneity in men declines as you move north. It's less of a dating pool and more of a representative agent model. Every guy is tall, white and obsessed with protein!!

[christie @chrissywakeup89]

Ek din presentation download hojayegi, aur mai upload hojaungi!

[jynx @miiagarro]

i'm gonna start telling men there's protein in emotional intelligence

[Akira @Akir_a997]

me as a gf

[christie @chrissywakeup89]

What does not kill you makes you cry in the middle of the night

[christie @chrissywakeup89]

I've zero talking stages left in atp!!

[pensionkitension @cokeconnoiss3ur]

can we collectively skip the talking stage and just sit down for hours?