Christy

if you ain't first you're last

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@sriracha_gal Lemme see the colon

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Look inside my pair (of eyeballs)

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Happy birthday KD 🎉 🥳

[Just KD 🔜 Dreamcon '26 @Kris__Davis]

Year 34

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This bitch called in today to read me a license plate number and she said “L as in Elbow” bro no wonder you wrecked you ass hole 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Did you know it’s bring your dog to the juice box day

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@bigbossmarsh

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@derekrosshall @sriracha_gal And that is what I said

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My coworker said she got pulled over going on a toll road yesterday and the cop said since her EZ tag not active she owes a lot in tolls. How much you think this bitch owes??

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@sriracha_gal Close

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@katelynnfalls Bitch this is Baller you know this

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Breaking my social media hiatus to wish my buddy happy 9 years on this planet of sleeping, eating, and shitting. 🎊🎉

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@katelynnfalls @sriracha_gal For me Paxil

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@sriracha_gal @katelynnfalls Katelynn always cuts my hair

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@RevHouse_ TheRevHouse

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@RevHouse_ @Cristiano_Mena Dude I went into a rabbit hole and found this guy who did vacant houses yards and found a dead body in an abandoned vehicle in the backyard

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@mrbell72 For Katelynn yes not me :)

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His dogussy out and about

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@mrbell72 Facts

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Mmmmm yessss $300 worth of groceries up 3 flights of stairs yesss YAASSSSS!!!!!!!