Kind of having a weird Christmas, but I guess that’s on par with the rest of this year.
And it was not because of my local family members. We had a lovely time yesterday & today.
Ok so recently I’ve been watching some trash tv. This show “help, I’m in a secret relationship”, it doesn’t make sense. This girl is “engaged” and has a baby with this guy, but he lives in a different state. Huh??? Who has a long distance relationship after having a baby??
It got weirder. Some dude was hiding his relationship from his best friend. It was a doll. He was “dating “ a doll. Honestly the best part of the show is the hosts trying to keep a straight face when all this weird ass stuff is happening.
I had the time of my life fighting dragons with youuuu 🫶 Celebrate 34 with me by watching The Eras Tour (Extended Version) including “Long Live” 🐉 “The Archer” 🏹 and “Wildest Dreams” 🩵 at home!
PS troll me all you want about my excessive and literal millennial emoji use but A) no one’s prouder to be a millennial and B) it’s my bday and today I am exempt! 🎂
https://t.co/UX3CGWJuTU
I am a really good cook.
On my menu for tomorrow:
• Green beans
• Roasted carrots
• Homemade cranberry sauce
• Cheese plate w fire crackers
• Bourbon bacon jam
• Whipped Brie