Christopher Walken

Renaissance man, of sorts

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Just ordered this interesting book. Looking forward to reading it during my quiet time. http://bit.ly/4KMNA

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Watched premiere of "America's Next Top Model" tonight. Make no mistake: those girls work hard.

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The tough guys of my generation will never live up to the standard set by the great Lee Marvin.

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If I controlled customer service, the person speaking on the line would present himself as a man doing business with a man.

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I'm back. Let's just say I was away on some "family business."

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You know, I really can't eat this fucking shit.

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If I controlled the auto industry, I would shift the emphasis back to full-sized sedans.

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I've lived long enough that I can say with confidence that I prefer the shadows of the night to the light of day.

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Whenever I'm in a business meeting, I think about how lucky the others are that we have this forum to resolve our differences peacefully.

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I shouldn't have to raise my voice. What I say is perfectly clear.

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If I controlled the government, there would be a tax on every time someone fucking lied to me.

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When I call customer service, they always put me right through to the manager. Wonder why that is.

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One of my fondest memories was working with the great Telly Savalas on "Kojak."

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If I controlled publishing, there would be more thrillers, and more cookbooks with really great Italian recipes.

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There's a lot of talk of Chuck Norris, but at the end of the day, most people would rather deal with him than me.

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I sometimes make people nervous, which is strange to me, because I am extremely comfortable with myself.

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People see me as the bad guy. In my opinion, I've played the good guy in every one of my films.

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A man needs to express his sexuality.

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Sometimes I think maybe I should have run. No one seems to be scared of Obama.

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You know I can't eat this fucking shit.