Christal

Radio Announcer/Host. Voice Over talent. MC. Seamstress. Accessory designer. Entrepreneur. Mom.

[Christal @christalkfo]

Aint log in here since God knows....and only two notifications....nobody miss me? Lool

[Christal @christalkfo]

Hey twitter, I need your help, can you recommend a Caribbean Vegan or Vegetarian recipe book please? Thank youuuu

[Christal @christalkfo]

5am hugs on the toilet seat?

Every mother's dream.

Become a mother today!l

(Side effects might include not wanting a second child, wanting 3 more children, tiredness, reduced disposable income and sanity.... but don't study that)

[Christal @christalkfo]

Get you a broke man so you can get rich together.
Follow for more relationship advice. Check!

[Christal @christalkfo]

The night I was conceived. Probably idk.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

The Pale Blue Dot is an iconic photograph of Earth taken by NASA's Voyager 1 Spacecraft on February 14, 1990.

When Voyager 1 was 3.7 billion miles (6 billion kilometers) miles from the sun, far beyond Neptune, mission managers commanded it to look back toward home for a final time. It snapped a series of 60 images to create the first "family portrait" of our solar system.

The picture known as the Pale Blue Dot shows Earth within a scattered ray of sunlight. Voyager 1 was so far away that Earth was just a point of light about a pixel in size.

[Christal @christalkfo]

@K3y_BoreD @jimjam1682 focus on the end game lool

[Christal @christalkfo]

Get a rose..way easier than getting a man.

[Christal @christalkfo]

When words fail, use stickers

[Christal @christalkfo]

@K3y_BoreD Da mek me say "too" lool

[Christal @christalkfo]

The country is busy, I love to see it.... hope the creatives making money and getting paid, and on time too eh.

[Christal @christalkfo]

My son is going to be 3! Omg

And when he's 30, im also going to say..."my son is 30 omg" lol

[Christal @christalkfo]

Innocent until pregnant
#SOML

[Christal @christalkfo]

@jimjam1682 Focts

[Christal @christalkfo]

"What you bringing to the table? " blah blah blah what yuh bringing to the bedroom? Cuz ain't nobody got time for the table..... unless of course

[Christal @christalkfo]

Nobody: Hi Norma
Caribbean people: Big batty Norma.

[Christal @christalkfo]

And is dat! Inflation serious.

[Christal @christalkfo]

@K3y_BoreD Lmao

[Christal @christalkfo]

Extract the wisdom tooth guy lmao

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q6. I left my wife of 23 years for a younger woman who works at the car wash. I tell her about life, show her around, etc. (I spend a little money on her, not too much). I noticed she had my number saved under “WISDOM” on her phone. I figured she called me Wisdom because I teach her so much about life. My 18-year-old daughter sent me a TikTok video my young girlfriend made. In the video she said, “I’m so poor I’m f*cking on an old man who’s shaped like a WISDOM TOOTH 🦷 and he has the audacity to be cheap.” 😞😞😞😞Where do I go from here? Confront her? Just move on? I’m hurt and embarrassed. Advice. #SBCCHAT

[Christal @christalkfo]

@lubshari Cut them lool

[Christal @christalkfo]

Even my phone sweating