yo mama!

Smile often, it makes people wonder what ur up to.

[yo mama! @christalshae]

@miracles7k 2 Never!

[yo mama! @christalshae]

@tahj_mowry can you please tell me the name of the kids dance video you made when you were abt 5 yo? My son used to watch it constantly & his 30th birthday is coming up & I wanted to play it. TIA!!

[yo mama! @christalshae]

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[yo mama! @christalshae]

@darnuchris @Groovyhoovy @hoover_tracy I’m sure our parents had nights like this!

[yo mama! @christalshae]

@iBOLTlife what is the name of the free app?

[yo mama! @christalshae]

@Xfinity please extend service across the street so I can subscribe. AT&T’s horrible service is killing me!!!

[yo mama! @christalshae]

@DollarGeneral the wait in the Crown Point Indiana is ridiculous and only one cashier!!! Are you serious??? Cmon on, call another employee to the register. There’s 16 people in line.

[Almighty So @aus10_solis]

My mom always asking me if I’ll go to trivia with her on Thursdays. This week I finally said I’m down. Tell me why she goes and pulls some shit like this on me⁉️ No signs of remorse either smh

[nwi.com @nwi]

Schererville police seek public's help identifying man suspected of shoplifting at T.J. Maxx https://t.co/eKqXzt0PDh #nwindiana

[yo mama! @christalshae]

The only reason I’m watching the Cubs is because I’m also watching #barstool. They are hilarious.

[yo mama! @christalshae]

@austin_solis That’s because they were stored in a Tupperware bin next to the mint gum. Sorry

[yo mama! @christalshae]

It amazes me that you know you’re gonna be on tv, yet you’re house is a mess. #DeadFiles

[yo mama! @christalshae]

Lucky @namepetesdog

[yo mama! @christalshae]

@austin_solis Those clean shirts are longer in this house! Hmmm mmm. This momma spoke.

[yo mama! @christalshae]

My boss caught me peeing on the plant she got for her promotion. #whyigotfired @jimmyfallon

[yo mama! @christalshae]

@fredonair you can't re-wet your toothbrush after you put the toothpaste on because sometimes you lose your toothpaste in the sink.

[yo mama! @christalshae]

Ok @DairyQueen you've really messed up now. Where's the crunchy?? Get the Mexicans on it, you'll have more than enough made in one day. BS!

[yo mama! @christalshae]

Late for work because I can't stop listening to 103.5! #TFDP @fredonair @AngiTaylorKISS

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@austin_solis this is so us! https://t.co/fi65bJNDG7