christa

[B’nkz @Bnkz90]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your person isn’t a fkn loser

[chance swago ͜× @babs_laylow]

who else is broke as fuck and doesn’t know what the fuck to do anymore ?

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Currently, we’re living through a timeline where you can work a full 40-hour week, eat at home, have zero hobbies, and still somehow end up with a negative balance on payday.

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[erin marie @erinsaysrelax]

I’m done trying to be polite or tiptoe around peoples feelings when it comes to generative AI. Your stuff looks like shit. Your logo looks like shit. Your flyer looks like shit. Your photo edits look like shit. It’s so obvious that it’s AI, and it all looks like garbage.

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[✰. @swagoszn_]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 9pm😭

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

My happy place is at home, in my bitch cave. I can wear my comfy pajamas, Smoke Weed & have no interaction with shifty, rude, mannerless assholes.

[m𑣲cèo @maceonotes]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i find it really hard to believe that nate wouldn't have a gun

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

There’s no such thing as being polite at a 4-way stop. If it’s your turn, fucking go.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Gas prices are at crazy levels-fire TRUMP!!

[bug girl @buggirl]

very nice met gala theme this year it’s a shame gas is $5/gallon and the world is on fire and everyone is about to die

[Softboy @softcreateee]

traffic be dumb as hell cause what that first person in line be doing

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

SUMMER DRINKING TIP: When someone says they’re not drinking/refusing the alcoholic beverage you’re offering, do not ask why.
Just offer a non-alcoholic option and move on.. because whatever the reason is, it’s almost always none of your business.

[DOM 🪄 @fairybrandmuva_]

Gas so damn high you can’t even take a night drive to clear your mind no more 😭