What was my favorite “reaction gif” as a child? Oh Timmy no. When I was your age we had to respond in person, immediately, and we had only three choices— tiny violin, slow clap or jerk off motion. That’s it. 3 choices. You made the call and you made it fast.
the only issue im TRULY passionate about is that nobody should be allowed within ten feet of the baggage claim conveyor belt until you see your bag STAND BACK SO WE CAN ALL SEE YOU FUCKIN RAVENOUS BAGGAGE BEAVERS