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[fyra @fyristic]

How is it possible to have so much connection and then suddenly zero contact???

[c @c22world]

Instragram creepy ass app bro I hung with this girl at a rave all night didn’t get her ig or number and her account with zero mutuals just appeared on my suggested bro how

[G @giftchijioke_]

Women be too dumb, man. They’ll refuse to go 50/50 with a nigga, but then end up going 100% as a single mom.

[tanya ₊˚⊹ ᰔ @tankajah4ri]

deleted my dating apps so i can find love the old fashioned way (it’s not meant for me in this lifetime)

[bon @bellistollin]

gooning and my load lands on my phone and calls bro now thats a nut dial

[Bird Respecter @nekohive86]

i’m fucking crying this might be the funniest shit he’s ever done 😭

[ǝʇʎl @Sainthomixide]

how i imagine people view my posts

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

if you ever catch me socializing, just know i’m probably drunk

[Lain @Lainbow_Dash]

they told me goat milks healthier so i started jerking off into my mouth

[joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

dolphins live stream a public execution every week and no one says shit

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

handjobs are lowkey pointless bc no bitch can beat my shit as good as me

[Bingus @elongatedscrote]

Jerking me off is called milking the goat

[Legend🕊️ @Legend6p]

Men will always find a way 😂😂

[ء @Panadolxtra_]

meeting a girl with good face card makes you wonder why she is single until you see her mental card

[Kelly @mintykellyy]

It sucks you can’t just text someone “do u like me????

[ari🦄☮️#BAREFOOTtwt @nevershoutari]

“why is your door closed” cuz i’m fucking JERKING OFF MOM. god okay

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Kids complain about road trips while holding an iPad. I used to stare out the window for six hours and hope we passed a cow.

[Jim Retarbaugh @QsamaBJohnston]

Patrick Mahomes: *takes a piss*

Cris Collinsworth:

[🕵🏻‍♂️ @killwinstanley]

I have started ignoring girls who dont ask questions back in messages and and it has made my life a lot better

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

how it feels texting women in 2026