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s'all good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ she/her

[Christ @christi_alex]

A WOMAN??? As PRESIDENT??? They’d be so DRAMATIC, and EMOTIONAL, and UNFIT to rule the nation. Like, how EMBARRASSING. Could you IMAGINE!??? https://t.co/s3ceQgIeTh

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

[Christ @christi_alex]

Can anyone else not even CONSIDER the idea of tackling their problems until they’ve slept in until 10am, spent 3 hours doing self-care, de-seeded a pomegranate, finally gotten dressed, & are now sitting in an artsy café with their laptop open at last, & an $8 iced coffee in hand?

[Christ @christi_alex]

Does anyone want to go to a Sarah McLachlan concert with me and cry in complete silence, yes or no?

[Christ @christi_alex]

Somehow I’m an adult and sleeping in until 8am is now wildly exciting to me. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

[Christ @christi_alex]

@dirty_bambi16 @ecareyo I knew it was you who tweeted this without even glancing at the twitter profile

[Christ @christi_alex]

@dirty_bambi16 I am mad that I haven’t seen you since since the war of 1812.

[Christ @christi_alex]

@juliashiplett The breakup!!! 👽🤡

[Christ @christi_alex]

@superat04 Omg I love you!!!! 💛💛💛💛🦄🦄🦄🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🥹🌻

[Christ @christi_alex]

Ok the real highlight was the rest of my clients loving all my classes throughout the remainder of the day. Focusing on the beautiful, positive aspects of life💛🌻✨🥂

[Christ @christi_alex]

Highlight of my day so far was this woman being so rude to me at the beginning of my Pilates class so I then made the class so difficult that SHE LEFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Christ @christi_alex]

If you’re not disturbing your neighbors by loudly singing Michelle Branch songs, are you even living?

[Christ @christi_alex]

@_terriiiii hahahaahah u are a queen

[Christ @christi_alex]

@ellietheewriter HELL YEAH YOU ARE 😃😃🌝🌝🌝💛💛

[Christ @christi_alex]

Men really be out here telling me the Red Hot Chili Peppers are their favorite band, but then saying they’ve never heard Wet Sand.

[Christ @christi_alex]

Everytime I catch the scent of Le Labo Santal 33 Eau de Parfum drifting through the air on the streets of NYC, a small part of me DIES.

[Christ @christi_alex]

Wordle 246 5/6

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[Christ @christi_alex]

@PhilJamesson Stay in school!!! Developing a solid philosophical viewpoint takes time!! Keep learning and keep going. ✨🍦🧚🏻‍♀️

[Christ @christi_alex]

Wordle 242 4/6

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Who is choosing these words??

[Christ @christi_alex]

@emilyrubio4fun 🤣 Wait literally same. Why is is ALWAYS Brazil by Declan McKenna??

[Christ @christi_alex]

Wordle 230 4/6

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First wordle. I have opened the floodgates.