Christian Meyer

sluggish, lazy, stupid and unconcerned

[Christian Meyer @ChristianDMeyer]

If you're ugly, please make sure your Bitmoji is ugly

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

They call it amtrak because the train am on the track

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours

[clare @sadderlizards]

why’d you wake me up i only slept 13 hours

[Christian Meyer @ChristianDMeyer]

@ohmalia I don't think it existed when he was in school 😞

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is why they arrested him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! free him now

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

just queued Poker Face at grandma’s funeral cause if nana was anything she was a little monster first

[Christian Meyer @ChristianDMeyer]

@memesiwish Thank you for this

[Christian Meyer @ChristianDMeyer]

@ohmalia 25 years & 363 days *

[paul blart @ohmalia]

26 years ago the most amazing human on this planet was born!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍❤️‍🔥💖💝💘💓💗💞💕

[Christian Meyer @ChristianDMeyer]

@LarTeeg Im gonna smoke Marlboro Lights and drank champagne 🚬 🍾

[Christian Meyer @ChristianDMeyer]

@CatsofGrindr Send him my @

[Christian Meyer @ChristianDMeyer]

@manders_lauren This explains... a lot

[Christian Meyer @ChristianDMeyer]

@stephkcheng makes you think...

[Christian Meyer @ChristianDMeyer]

@ohmalia love you 💕

[Christian Meyer @ChristianDMeyer]

@ohmalia I thought this was the "shit sage says" thread

[Christian Meyer @ChristianDMeyer]

@ohmalia That... Helps lol

[Christian Meyer @ChristianDMeyer]

@ohmalia Not sage the Republican 😩

[Christian Meyer @ChristianDMeyer]

@LarTeeg Faves!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Christian Meyer @ChristianDMeyer]

@PrimatesDaily Without hesitation