paul blart

i love jersey shore

[paul blart @ohmalia]

@gattjacob My pride and joy!!!!

[paul blart @ohmalia]

me trying to figure out if people are going to think i’m insane or will be interested before i bring up my aquarium

[paul blart @ohmalia]

LOML🤍🤍🤍

[paul blart @ohmalia]

Like wdym I just have these little creatures roaming around my house hanging w me 24/7???

[paul blart @ohmalia]

Having cats is so fun

[paul blart @ohmalia]

How I looked at the bartender when she told me she didn’t have the ingredients to make a tequila sunrise but that she could make me a tequila drink w pineapple and grenadine

[paul blart @ohmalia]

Morgan hates me

[Han 🖤 @spoonfulofhan]

If you’re pro-choice, you’re going to have to be pro-choice even when you personally think the reason for their abortion is morally wrong

[David @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[paul blart @ohmalia]

that’s not Avril that’s Melissa Vandella

[Blake⭐🤸 @sxy1603186854]

Avril wrapped up her tour in Jul.6th at Quebec city last year. It's been 11 whole months and we still got nothing except for ig stories of her promoting merchandise.

[paul blart @ohmalia]

everytime a girl under 26 says “he’s not trying to sleep with me we’re just friends” i cry a little inside for her

[TJ @amazingatheist]

"WHAT IF YOU HAD BEEN ABORTED?"

Then I wouldn't exist and wouldn't care.

[paul blart @ohmalia]

Carlos Solis

[Randall @randcorpalt]

Paying another man to vigorously mow your lawn while your domesticated ass lounges and your wife watches is crazy….. total humiliation….

[Lunar Liz 🌙 @Lunarlizdesigns]

All Time Low kind of still hurts me, man

[paul blart @ohmalia]

TWENTY FOUR!????!!!????????????????

[Pop Base @PopBase]

24 years ago today, Avril Lavigne released ‘Let Go.’

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[paul blart @ohmalia]

wdym 19 YEARS??

[Pop Base @PopBase]

19 years ago today, Paramore released ‘Misery Business.’

[lucas🎄 @mandoIorian]

Btw this is one of the best confessional of all times like 😭😭😭😭

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[` @ymmayerr]

We need a slur for people who chat gpt everything