christian hanson

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

We just found out that our own govt. murdered a sitting US President in the 60’s and it barely made headlines 🤯

[• @bellingersworId]

When it’s Black Friday and I see a little kid holding the last PS5

[christian hanson @christianhanso7]

@Travisschake @Thoeries Gotta build a pc😢

[christian hanson @christianhanso7]

@GatesSkyler But what if you’re the meal?

[christian hanson @christianhanso7]

@Travisschake Who’s that?

[landon @landon_hanna]

So, you’re sick of isolation?

[christian hanson @christianhanso7]

@boltonnoah7 Ummm yes... that’s why it happend😁

[𝕰𝖟𝖊𝖐𝖎𝖊𝖑 @EzekielZanders]

I will do everything in my power to be the man my father wasn’t.

[christian hanson @christianhanso7]

@EzekielZanders Yo I fuck with this tweet!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

20 million subscribers = TeamTrees
30 million subscribers = TeamSeas? 😳🤪

[Dalton Hinsch @DaltonHinsch]

When you hit the $10,000 shot but they say you were a half second late🤦‍♂️ @UNImbb @UNIAthletics

[Micachu @M_Strongoli]

Ok, but when did Will Ferrell make these videos?😂

[Bradley Martyn @BradleyMartyn]

I dunno who needs to hear this but, you are capable. Fuck what they say.

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

retweet this and ill send someone some money for christmas 💸

[Evan @Dwarf_Mamba]

It is what it is, till it ain’t.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The Morning Report:

Most of the Universe remains in tact, doing just fine. Earth, however, is f%*ked up.

[Sir Ski Mask @THESLUMPGOD]

Baby Yoda Really That Nigga

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

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Ope just gonna squeeze by ya and grab more stuffing and a beer

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging* that should've been you

Rhett: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for an internet host, are they?

Rhett: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go & see if eating animal testicles will help.