Dr. Christian

Coptic Christian, Physician and Stand Up Comedian

[Dr. Christian @christianjcomic]

The best part of working at a supermarket has got to be sending customers to the wrong aisles.

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For anyone who liked the movie The Passion of the Christ, I must say, I preferred the book.

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Its taken me so long to read the Bible, The Book of Revelation went from being a book about the future to the present day.

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Watching murder mysteries with my wife on TV is the worst. It’s like watching Wheel Of Fortune. 10 seconds into the show I’m already lost and she’s like “I’d like to solve the puzzle.”

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I’ve gotten fat to the point where there’s always crumbs on my shirt. Even if I didn’t eat anything.

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Yo Arabs, who do we call to get a “patting your chest in humility” emoji?

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They need to replace Jimmy Fallon with Kevin Brennan.

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I’ve realized every time someone tells me I look like I’ve lost weight, it usually comes with a wishful tone in their voice. Thanks for trying to manifest my weight loss.