ChristianGuyProblems

If you're a Christian & have the Y chromosome, you can relate. Others are welcome to follow too.

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"Veggietales and Chill? No, I mean seriously just watch 'Dave and the Giant Pickle'. No, that is not an euphemism."#ChristianPickupLines

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Can’t figure out how to say, “I only date for marriage,” without sounding like I’m proposing.

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

All the single ladies are in a girls-only small group. Must find a way in. #CrossDressingIsFrownedUpon #FakePizzaDeliveryTime #CarryABible

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

I want a girl who raises her hands in worship. This must be how Gideon felt when his army kept shrinking as more and more were ruled out.

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

Holding hands during prayer with a girl. Not sure if too tight or too loose. Should I squeeze before letting go? #JesusHealMySweatyPalm

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Time to read my Bible, but the only highlighter I can find is pink. #ItWillBeThereForever #DontLookLikeASissyToFutureGenerations

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

I'm so glad I graduated before man-buns were a thing. #christianguyproblems

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

Playing guitar on the worship team and saw a new girl in the congregation. #TryToLookCool #TimeForAGuitarSolo #LookWorshipful #CheckYourFly

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

I'm so ready for the Homecoming dance. #christianguyproblems

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

God gets the first 10% of my paycheck....and my girlfriend gets the other 90%.... #girlfriendsareexpensive #christianguyproblems

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

Apparently, I don’t fit three of the twenty-one traits she’s been praying for in a future husband. #soclose #christianguyproblems

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

That scripture about greeting with a holy kiss didn’t mention that the response is a holy slap.

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

I committed a deadly sin. I ate grocery store sushi. I feel so dirty. #fatherforgiveme #iknewnotwhatiwasdoing #christianguyproblems

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

I know this is awful, but sometimes I wish Chick-Fil-A was ran by heathens so I could get a Spicy Chicken Sandwich on Sundays. #cgp

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

[Start of Semester] No dating!
[Day 4] Let's all go bowling. You're going right?
#ChristianGuyProblems #BibleCollege

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

I found these in every pew of a local church. What are they? Was there a time when everyone could sight read music?

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

[Start of Semester] I'm not dating until I graduate college.
[Day 7] We're engaged!
#BibleCollege #ChristianGuyProblems

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

Church potluck. Time to eat enough to prove I’m a man but not so much I look like a glutton. Can’t figure out where to draw the line.

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Lolololololol! https://t.co/yHvrvEnuKP

[Mattie Montgomery @ForTodayMattie]

Instead of "Rock, Paper, Scissors," try playing "Father, Son, Holy Ghost." Everyone wins, every time.

[ChristianGuyProblems @christianmanprb]

My last eight girlfriends found out they were either called to missions or celibacy. #christianguyproblems