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ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
If you're a Christian & have the Y chromosome, you can relate. Others are welcome to follow too.
Joined September 2011
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ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
almost 11 years ago
"Veggietales and Chill? No, I mean seriously just watch 'Dave and the Giant Pickle'. No, that is not an euphemism."
#ChristianPickupLines
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
almost 11 years ago
Can’t figure out how to say, “I only date for marriage,” without sounding like I’m proposing.
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
All the single ladies are in a girls-only small group. Must find a way in.
#CrossDressingIsFrownedUpon
#FakePizzaDeliveryTime
#CarryABible
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
I want a girl who raises her hands in worship. This must be how Gideon felt when his army kept shrinking as more and more were ruled out.
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ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
Holding hands during prayer with a girl. Not sure if too tight or too loose. Should I squeeze before letting go?
#JesusHealMySweatyPalm
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
Time to read my Bible, but the only highlighter I can find is pink.
#ItWillBeThereForever
#DontLookLikeASissyToFutureGenerations
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
I'm so glad I graduated before man-buns were a thing.
#christianguyproblems
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
Playing guitar on the worship team and saw a new girl in the congregation.
#TryToLookCool
#TimeForAGuitarSolo
#LookWorshipful
#CheckYourFly
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
I'm so ready for the Homecoming dance.
#christianguyproblems
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
God gets the first 10% of my paycheck....and my girlfriend gets the other 90%....
#girlfriendsareexpensive
#christianguyproblems
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
Apparently, I don’t fit three of the twenty-one traits she’s been praying for in a future husband.
#soclose
#christianguyproblems
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
That scripture about greeting with a holy kiss didn’t mention that the response is a holy slap.
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
I committed a deadly sin. I ate grocery store sushi. I feel so dirty.
#fatherforgiveme
#iknewnotwhatiwasdoing
#christianguyproblems
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
I know this is awful, but sometimes I wish Chick-Fil-A was ran by heathens so I could get a Spicy Chicken Sandwich on Sundays.
#cgp
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
[Start of Semester] No dating! [Day 4] Let's all go bowling. You're going right?
#ChristianGuyProblems
#BibleCollege
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
I found these in every pew of a local church. What are they? Was there a time when everyone could sight read music?
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
[Start of Semester] I'm not dating until I graduate college. [Day 7] We're engaged!
#BibleCollege
#ChristianGuyProblems
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
Church potluck. Time to eat enough to prove I’m a man but not so much I look like a glutton. Can’t figure out where to draw the line.
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
Lolololololol! https://t.co/yHvrvEnuKP
Mattie Montgomery
@ForTodayMattie
about 11 years ago
Instead of "Rock, Paper, Scissors," try playing "Father, Son, Holy Ghost." Everyone wins, every time.
ChristianGuyProblems
@christianmanprb
about 11 years ago
My last eight girlfriends found out they were either called to missions or celibacy.
#christianguyproblems
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