Christian Sexton

[Melissa Kane @MelissaAnnKane]

LE TITS NOW

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

My favorite sweatpants ripped at the crotch today. How’s your quarantine going?

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

@MelissaAnnKane

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

The worst day of my life has arrived. Our Netflix account was hacked and my perfectly curated profile I’ve spent years building has been deleted FOREVER. #2020

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

People who clap at the end of a movie are the same people who clap when the pilot lands the plane 🤦🏽‍♂️👏🏽

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

@SpiritAirlines is getting to the point of downright inhumane. Sorry I will not be flying on your scheduled plane in the middle #Dorian2019 on Wednesday morning to Orlando. You will answer the phone & you will refund me. This is legit a category 5 disaster of an airlines 🤯

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

#iAmADerryGirl

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

Life hack: Twerking in the shower counts as working out according to your @Apple watch 👍🏽

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

@MelissaAnnKane 💁🏽‍♂️💁🏽‍♂️

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

@MelissaAnnKane IM VOTING NO

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

@adamlevine should just be a stripper instead of a singer - thoughts?

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

@spicegirls @mags71895

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

#nomorepoop @MelissaAnnKane

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

@ashhhleyroseee Seriously can you pick the good one this time ⚗️⚗️

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

Starting off this Sunday right - sitting outside with a coffee, while being serenaded by some neighbor kid practicing their instrument to the Harry Potter theme song ⚡️⚡️⚡️

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

“I almost said swollow the rainbow 🌈” @Keembox 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️@Skittles

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

Don’t hope, just DO girl! 10 years later it shall live! https://t.co/8XRNDHDt07

[Melissa Kane @MelissaAnnKane]

Secretly hoping for revival of the door we always used as a beer pong pong table at our engagement party.

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

Mid week high: drunk Christian ordered The Anna Nicole Show season 1 on amazon prime last night. High five to being an adult, from me to me ✋🏽

[Christian Sexton @ChristianSexton]

Harry Potter weekend all weekend long? All 8 movies?! Looks like I’m booked up for New Years 💁🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️💁🏽‍♂️ #later2017

[Real Housewives Gifs @housewifegifs]

The tagline. The delivery. The look. The hairflip. @erikajayne did THAT! 😻💅🏻💎#RHOBH