Satan’s Niece

Dress everyday like you’re going to get murdered in those clothes

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

REPOST for a chance to win an autographed Miguel Vargas baseball.

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

Pop out
Walk
Single
3-Run Homer
Walk
Cicero
Lipschitz
#whitesox

[Brett Haffner @haffball7]

The 10-Run 3rd Inning for the White Sox:

Pop out
Walk
Single
3-Run Homer
Walk
Double
Strikeout
RBI Single
Walk
2-Run Single
Three-Run Homer
Single
RBI Double
Groundout

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

Jimmy Pop is the best lyricist of our generation

[conor @conor_brn]

I love that The Bloodhound Gang wrote such a catchy and satisfying piece of music here and just made it all about fucking

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

I… fucking love this team

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

First career home run for Braden Montgomery is a WALK-OFF!

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

I’ll be having a full panic attack at a Chinese restaurant while bossanova Olivia Rodrigo plays

[out of context 30 Rock @30rockposts]

YOU’LL ALL HAVE CHINS

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

Does HBO have Rosie O’Donnell on retainer

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

I wasn’t allowed to have a Britney Spears cd but I did burn a Pixies mix for camp in 6th grade

[Paul Schofield @pschofie79]

14-year-old daughter couldn’t find any friends who wanted to go to the Vampire Weekend show tomorrow, so she asked me.

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

It stresses me out how perpetually late Rihanna is

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

The people taking the lazy way out of this #MetGala all look like this

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

A fedora and blazer do not a met gala look make #MetGala.

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

I am BEGGING @mollyyeh for a lunchbox cookbook.

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

Seagulls will always find a White Castle parking lot

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

Not enough people are talking about the most important dual release of our generation: Nosferabygirl
@a24

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

She deserved the fancy feast 💔

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

We need A24 to get the Zola people on a movie about the TikTok wedding makeup artist IMMEDIATELY

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

I hope every day for the BBQ song from Bluey to be released as a single more than any new music from my favorite artists. @OfficialBlueyTV @joffbush

[Satan’s Niece @wiz_khellyfa]

Remember when Ryan Murphy’s scary shows were edgy and cool and now give off the same pick me energy as Colleen Hoover?