cp

still on plan A.

[lil duval @lilduval]

It be some hoes at the Tesla supercharger station

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

To be financially stable you need disappoint women regularly

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

team usa got the low carb blacks not enough fades and locs

[poet @wavstxr]

my dad asked me what the meaning of my tattoo was . nigga it means the hoes gon love dis

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

This alcohol we're drinking now leaves you feeling depressed for like 3 days 😭

[bxnny @bxnny_40]

my mother just be walking around undiagnosed bruh

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

They should invent an ex-girlfriend who wants to get back together with you

[Raytar @Raytar]

Met a guy making $1.6 million a year.

Three days ago he was at a Meta conference. Told me he saw the best AI talk of his life.

Boris Cherny was on stage. Showed how the Anthropic team actually uses Claude day to day.

Boris deleted his IDE eight months ago. Now he codes from his phone.

I watched it last night. Had to pause it twice.

Not because it was hard. Because I realized I've been using Claude like a toy.

He sent me the recording. It was never published.

Posting it below.

[Swift @SwiftYouTube_]

Fantasy Football punishment day

20 mile run
15 donuts
10 beers
5 goons

Pray for me 🙏

[RC @thatgirlrc]

Bro loves mixing business with pleasure

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Dennis Rodman would go party in Vegas, take enough cocaine to kill a bear, drink copious amounts of alcohol and them fly back to an nba finals game and lock up Karl Malone.

This guy drinks a glass of wine and can't podcast for 3 days

[حنيف @iu_7b]

ساعة Casio Pro Trek ليست مجرد أرقام وعقارب هي اختصار لـ "لا توقف" تعمل بالشمس تقرأ الارتفاع

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

I wish I could be Mike one day

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

Translation: "Me and the boys up here are getting so much pape, im actually having trouble sleeping with how badly we're robbing you niggas".

[SEC, and CWC Champions @IOnlySayFacts]

There was no reason for this nigga to be everywhere....but he was

[𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗨𝗠 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗦 📀 @AlbumTalksHQ]

NOBODY:

ABSOLUTELY NOBODY:

MY BRAIN EVERY 10 MINUTES ⤵️

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

ICED OUT.

[CY Chels @SeewhyChels]

🚨 DJ Akademiks says Drake personally flew him out to Toronto for the ICEMAN rollout

Ak says Drake warned him he might “see some things” that could compromise him as a fan

but claims he refused to hear any album details because he wanted his stream reaction to be genuine

Ak also reveals Drake gifted him an OVO chain during the trip

telling him “all these n****s switched up on me… you stayed loyal” 🦉

Ak also says he filmed the entire Toronto trip including his visit to the CN Tower for Drake’s rollout 🎥

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Citrus Zyn with a black coffee is the closest I’ve been to vacationing in a Tuscan villa