Christina Colangelo

Marketing Director for kidlit. Lover of books, food, and TV. Old lady trapped in a young(ish) body.

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

@HashtagTivoli Possibly date-raped some girls too.

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

@MaxBrallier My 2 year old cannot comprehend this concept at all...

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

How come the same lawmakers who say gun laws won't stop gun violence believe abortion laws will stop abortion?

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

@MaxBrallier What a pile of hot garbage that was.

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

Truly impressed that he was able to complete a real, outside-of-work project that wasn't binge-watching a TV series while consuming an entire bag of potato chips in one sitting (aka my "outside-of-work projects") @inane_apple

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

The Husband just put a cool thing up on Kickstarter. https://t.co/oy9QZ2brb4

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

So, GoT is basically just a Michael Bay movie now, right? I mean, that’s fine but we all agree it’s just fan service and empty threats from here on out?

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

Can someone please explain to me how Theon made it to Winterfell before the Army of the Dead? Should I be paying closer attention to that 2 hour long opening credits map?

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

Preach! 🙌🏻
Jameela Jamil | The 2019 MAKERS Conference https://t.co/Rfo2yHcpIZ via @YahooFinance

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

Dead.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Love putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

Let’s be real here: the scariest people in this country are angry, white men. Can we build a wall to keep them out? I’ll start the GoFundMe page now.

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

@David_Ved What a disgrace.

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

We. Have. To. Talk. To. Our. Boys. Thank you @halseanderson.

[TIME @TIME]

"I’ve talked with teenage boys about sexual assault for 20 years. This is what they still don’t know," by @halseanderson https://t.co/KuFq53zOr4

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

@TochiTrueStory That ad has become a great barometer for men. You think it’s smart/moving? Great, you’re a worthwhile human! Think it’s an attack on masculinity? You’re a human turd!

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

@leeschi @RLO473 Like, how do I go on living in a world where people like this also exist?

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

Was watching The Bachelor always this painful and awkward?? Or am I just more of an old now?

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

@RLO473 I am painfully embarrassed at every moment, including these weird fkn viewing parties.

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

@LadyHawkins Yes!! I am just more and more horrified with every passing moment...

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

This. Entire. Thing. 👇🏻

[Christina Colangelo @christicola]

So he stepped out of the spotlight for a minute because he was disgusting trash and now he’s back and doubling down on being disgusting trash. What an innovator!

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

“You’re not interesting cause you went to a high school where kids got shot.” - Louis CK mocks Parkland survivors in leaked audio of comeback show https://t.co/zlZZp3LM43