christie

a generally. general. mistake

[Carl Theodore Drider(5-1) @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[cole @juul_survivor]

Lets get the conversation started!

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

This is the youngest uncle I’ve ever seen

[MF @markfefc]

Just asked if anyone wanted a cuppa and 6 people said yes

[Papa 🇰🇪 @KPLG4T]

A few documents as pdf

[tori @torisbillie]

don’t have to guess the colour of your underwear

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.

[jynx @jynxbby]

when my period ends and i'm done with all the overly emotional outbursts

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

McRib this McRib that. How about you come back to m’crib m’lady

[nick ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

putting these babies on and walking really really slowly on campus. and when people get irritated and pass me i just gesture at the boots and shrug

[cole @juul_survivor]

That's your toxic trait? Like you're in this situation often? Stop pissing me off

[Must go faster! @JPAdventurer]

This is who you're asking to come into work tomorrow.

[ic @itcanonlyget]

how it feels bein 25

[ang @cybermrcury]

Can’t wait to be old with you solving crosswords together