Christina Mcgee

all about my family

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I have an amazing man in my life i love you

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@KGMaxin Babe you wont ever have to deal with that again

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@KGMaxin With your new girlfriend

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@KGMaxin I know thats not me

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I seen bitches talk about their friends and hang back with them so don’t ask me about no friendships💯 you bitches will forever be fake‼️
#saultybitches

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Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!

Father: Really, what?

Boy: That the potato should go in the front.P
🤦‍♀️😂💩

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"Can you please hold my hand?"A mother asks her son: "Anton, do you think I’m a bad mom?"
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Son: "My name is Paul."
😂🤣 o hell naw I pray for that mother🙏

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My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?” 
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We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."P

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@kristina38115 It's been a few years since I had one and it's so different now

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@kristina38115 Me neather

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Love my baby girl and my child