C Rod

take it one day at a time

[C Rod @christinaarodd]

boy: *watches sports with gf*
girl: that was such a good play!!
boy: do u even know what the coach's youngest sons middle name is?

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Normalize BED-ROTTING on Saturdays and Sundays for your nervous system.

[Elena 💕 @Elenabardyf]

call me old school but having one partner is personal hygiene

[Danilo @odedanilo]

RIP to the angels who didn't make it to see the end of the year with us 🕊

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Some of us are currently at that stage where we want to be loved correctly or left alone completely. No in between, no second chances.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

[Ms. Regular Degular… @Kay_Leinese]

I know the paper towels hate to see me coming in the kitchen.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

Can we all agree that this is definitely the best position for sleeping

[toxic king @toxicking]

If u ever need me, I’m always just 3 missed calls and 4 text messages away

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me

[WUNNA @1GunnaGunna]

DS4EVER The Fourth And Final Installment 💙 OUT NOW
https://t.co/b95nn17uX6

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Diner Season 4 dropping at midnight #DS4

[Jeffery Werkins @JefferyWerkins]

i would delete every social media app if this happened to me

[Reyna Biddy @DearYouFromWe]

it’s a lot of people constantly searching for a reason to be mad. don’t be the type.

[Dr. Longissimus @DrLongissimus]

In case anyone wondered what a hedgehog getting an X-ray looked like

[Christina Newland @christinalefou]

I wish I had words for this but I really do not