Christina Zoratto

[Christina Zoratto @christinaazee]

“Warped tour is just a trick to get emo kids out of their house once a year”

[Christina Zoratto @christinaazee]

I’ve never been lazy or unmotivated, just depressed

[Christina Zoratto @christinaazee]

Raise your hand if you’re one of those people who others get bored of quickly 🙋‍♀️

[Christina Zoratto @christinaazee]

Retweeting my own tweet? Ya https://t.co/O7ZQpMJlON

[Christina Zoratto @christinaazee]

Fuck everyone and goodnight ✌️#mood

[Christina Zoratto @christinaazee]

Clearly something is wrong with me 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Christina Zoratto @christinaazee]

“That’s a You problem now!” - my supervisor to my coworker after he took my shift then decided he didn’t want it 😜

[Christina Zoratto @christinaazee]

#RIP to the Asian dad who thought he was tipping me 12% but actually tipped me $12 😂😂

[Christina Zoratto @christinaazee]

Being catfished by your own self is when Snapchat opens on selfie mode and you realize that ain’t at all how you look on the ‘gram 🤷🏼‍♀️ #truthbombs

[Christina Zoratto @christinaazee]

Fuck everyone and goodnight ✌️#mood

[Tori Dayton @torikdayton]

“You can’t evangelize and antagonize at the same time.”
-Tammy #QueerEye2

[Christina Zoratto @christinaazee]

Nothing hurts quite like your memes going unappreciated

[ירדן @theearlyadaptor]

im not regular broke, im high class broke. broqué if you will.

[BuzzFeed's Adorably @Adorably]

He loves his toy so much❣️

[Joey Graceffa @JoeyGraceffa]

Can emo hair be a thing again?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If you can't get along with Canada you're not human.