Christina Birdsall

A story is always running through my mind. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable - which is often. I'm an actress who directs.

[Christina Birdsall @christinabirds]

@GuardianJessica I did! We eloped and then my husband wanted a party so we ended up having a reception 1 1/2 years later, too. We eloped in Malibu - a surfer played the tunes for our first dance...lol

[Rebecca Leib @RebeccaLeib]

BREAKING the Something About Her Sandwich menu has DROPPED @VanderpumpRules @BravoTV @BravoWWHL @MusicKillsKate #arianamadix #Scandoval #VPR https://t.co/RV8NYyvUKl

[Christina Birdsall @christinabirds]

@TheMCBonilla @HuffPost I got my alone time...haha! Thanks for sharing. Good to "see" you on the old internet :)

[Christina Birdsall @christinabirds]

Tell me what you do to procrastinate! I'll start.

I look at the social media accounts of people that don't like me.

[Christina Birdsall @christinabirds]

When you go to quote "Pimpin Ain't Eazy" and realize R. Kelly's on the track🤬🤐🫠😖

Can I humbly request a new version? @SnoopDogg

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[Christina Birdsall @christinabirds]

I saw a video of Tom Brady yelling at his team and it made me glad I never played competitive sports.

[Christina Birdsall @christinabirds]

Shout out to all the pioneers who react first with emojis on Slack. I prefer multiple choice.

[Christina Birdsall @christinabirds]

There’s only enough time for one happy birthday when you push one of the automatic faucets in a public restroom.

[Christina Birdsall @christinabirds]

All of my unhealthy relationships have really prepared me for being gaslit by my toddler.