Christine Thomas

small life in big sky

[Christine Thomas @christinemt97]

@littlenattyc You inspired me

[Christine Thomas @christinemt97]

@littlenattyc HARD LAUNCH

[charlie @chunkbardey]

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???

[Christine Thomas @christinemt97]

Too hungover, no work

[bennett @ImagineAGuy]

i think all men sincerely believe they could safely land a commercial airliner in an emergency situation with only air traffic control to walk them through it

[Christine Thomas @christinemt97]

Love her

[Christine Thomas @christinemt97]

“Don’t respond to their texts they will just keep obsessively texting you”
Ummmm not if you just shatter their world in one paragraph… then they just won’t want to be anywhere near you

[bug girl @buggirl]

i am once again asking why the fuck we take taxes from 15-17 year olds paychecks when they aren’t allowed to vote bc to me that sounds a little bit like taxation without representation

[Christine Thomas @christinemt97]

I will NOT freak out this evening…. No no no… I will be strong

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

27 years old and blowing my nose w toilet paper bc i do not own a box of tissues… when my mom was my age she owned like at least five boxes of tissues and also a house

[Christine Thomas @christinemt97]

Was gonna go out but I cried all day instead, can’t go out now 🤷🏻‍♀️ too dehydrated

[Christine Thomas @christinemt97]

@Kristen_Arnett

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Slut era” I say trying not to have a mental breakdown as I send my silly little emails and drink my silly little iced coffee

[Christine Thomas @christinemt97]

@maddie_167 Don’t forget “be yourself”

[Christine Thomas @christinemt97]

I almost got attacked by a moose tonight and I don’t think my adrenaline will go down for another 24 hours

[j*wzo (swamp izzo) @vodkaenjoyer2]

Just spoke to god, he'll DD. We can drink as much as we want