christine taffe

speaks multiple english languages, writer at orchard, nyc

[christine taffe @christinetaffe]

We had so much fun making this. Everything you can imagine from casting and shooting: yes.

[David Kolbusz @davidkolbusz]

Legitimately excited to share this - our new holiday campaign for @OceanSprayInc
LOVE this strange, joyous spot courtesy of Jeff Low and the good people of Orchard.

[christine taffe @christinetaffe]

@MsEmilyEdwards @MsEmilyEdwards Superlative Canned Goo and its fans now have an anthem: https://t.co/zn9WdFQcIF

[christine taffe @christinetaffe]

@BrotiGupta wait the richest guy is named Chad Richison at a place called Paycom? *gun click from behind* always has been

[christine taffe @christinetaffe]

Who Wants to Be a Midwesterner?
Farmer Feud
Iowan Squares
Deal (on Corn) or No Deal (on Corn)
Silo Sweep
The Price Is Right

[Theresa Greenfield @GreenfieldIowa]

And by the way the price of corn is $3.68, @joniernst. #IASen

[christine taffe @christinetaffe]

@lizwelle alma, bb https://t.co/DRAaamN7TB

[christine taffe @christinetaffe]

@foyobli the closest we'll get to monkdom is a mara hoffman caftan

[christine taffe @christinetaffe]

@foyobli christine! meg! we all know the cost-saving practicalities of the crockpot, but it's okay to just let yourself go OUT to dinner!

[christine taffe @christinetaffe]

@lizwelle @amber_lcarter this thread got me down a rabbit hole and I...

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

we're a frozen meat brand posting ads inevitably made to misdirect people and generate sales, so this is peak irony, but hey we live in a society so please make informed decisions to the best of your ability and don't let anecdotes dictate your worldview ok

steak-umm bless

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

[plays minor key version of “high hopes”]

[Goth Ms. Frizzle @spookperson]

do you like the table setting, will graham?

just as the romans burned marbled tallow to evoke the scent of roasting flesh and the bitter tang of ferrous blood to praise their god of war so too have I lit the mcdonalds beef scented candle

[christine taffe @christinetaffe]

@nickmastodon I feel so lucky to have got to see this in person before it went live on the Internet.

[christine taffe @christinetaffe]

@honeystaysuper 12 or 13 in a Blockbuster. My cousin and I (same age) were being followed through the aisles by a couple guys who stayed at a distance to watch us walk. They never really said anything to us, which made it that much more scary.

[christine taffe @christinetaffe]

me after clients don't want to buy my brilliant advertising work

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What do I know about branding, maybe nothing (but I did become President!), but if I were Boeing, I would FIX the Boeing 737 MAX, add some additional great features, & REBRAND the plane with a new name.
No product has suffered like this one. But again, what the hell do I know?

[christine taffe @christinetaffe]

@ladbanter I'm making dumplings and watching it over at another friends house, but thank you for the invite! GoT is a 2019 society event and I love it.

[christine taffe @christinetaffe]

@ladbanter The Neville Longbottom of Westeros for sure

[christine taffe @christinetaffe]

A Fever You Can't Sweat Out (2019)

[The Golden Sir @screaminbutcalm]

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

[christine taffe @christinetaffe]

just found out rick perry is the designated survivor for tonight's state of the union which only confirms my visual of the trump administration as a matryoshka doll full of tinier and tinier idiots.