Christine the Greenbean

Good vibes only 🌎☯️

[Christine the Greenbean @christinew705]

me: I'm going to start saving my money, no more unnecessary shopping

Tj Maxx: Girl i got a cute as sweater for only $12.99 calling your name

me:

[ur favorite ghost @doobietrinket]

You howl all you want Charleston, honey

[venmo: ehjovan @ehjovan]

the year is 2012... you wake up in a cold sweat... everything was a dream... Obama is president... Kanye still cares about black people... you rub your eyes and hear “Oppa Gangnam Style” in the distance... you get another chance in the simulation...

[Christine the Greenbean @christinew705]

“i just to juul juice in my eye”😭😭😭😭😭

[Spyro @SpyroTheDragon]

Look who’s back and on top of the world.

[Dirtbag Astrologer 🚀✨ @GnarlyAstrology]

Actual video footage of your typical Cancer/Scorpio/Pisces :

[Q @Q_2Times]

@christinew705 @problempicknee Pew pew pew

[Christine the Greenbean @christinew705]

@problempicknee @QArtelis

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Massa: I know your shift is over but we getting a lil busy in the fields. Could you stay a little longe...

Me:

#IfSlaveryWasAChoice

[Deyjah Harris🧚🏼‍♀️ @yafavdeyj]

life was so great when this album came out. i wish i could go back and enjoy that year all over again. https://t.co/pcmNJE9MQj

[N’ im still HIM @_theduf]

People who get mad over the gender of their babies don’t deserve a baby lol https://t.co/cDYzi0hQkR

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

At least when my career dies you can film it and put it on YouTube. https://t.co/GvJ9kf31OO

[Depression Quotes™➰ @depressingmsgs]

i hate getting so sad to the point where my body completely shuts down, and all i can do is just lay there and think about all my problems.

[Maddie @madalynnichele]

this week just started and it’s already complete ass.

[IDFK @punkboi1994]

i get high on:

⚪life

⚪weed

🔘 that part in You're Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring when they go DANCE FUCKER DANCE