Christin Johnson

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

Hugh Grant tweeted a request at activists protesting outside Westminster to play the Benny Hill theme on their loudspeakers; when they did it became the soundtrack for street interviews with leading Tories trying explain the situation to the British people

[Christin Johnson @christinjohnson]

What an F-ing legend.

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Morning @snb19692 Glad you have your speakers back. Do you by any chance have the Benny Hill music to hand?

[Christin Johnson @christinjohnson]

Is Deadpool going to prom?
@VancityReynolds

[Mrs Whatsit's burner phone @MadeleineLEngle]

“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.”
A Wrinkle in Time

[Christin Johnson @christinjohnson]

The CDC recommends that we be lion-mettled, proud, and take no care who chafes, who frets.

[Christin Johnson @christinjohnson]

I act like I’m okay, but inside I want to pronounce it “expeshully.”

[Christin Johnson @christinjohnson]

@AFHootieOwl Thank you for your service

[Christin Johnson @christinjohnson]

I can’t tell you how much it bothers me that it autocorrected to “gatekeeper”

[Christin Johnson @christinjohnson]

Lady Macbeth’s bathroom decor:

Gaslight
Gatekeeper
Girl boss

[Christin Johnson @christinjohnson]

Facebook is down.

Now how will anyone under 30 or unrelated to me know how my cats are doing?

[Christin Johnson @christinjohnson]

A little late for Thirsty Thursday?

[Agua Fria High School @AguaFriaOwls]

Tomorrow after school in B9!

[Christin Johnson @christinjohnson]

@SketchesbyBoze I’m pretty sure the world still owes me something.

[Christin Johnson @christinjohnson]

Oh wow, I really liked their cafe’s lighting. I didn’t know they were rude to lonely, deaf old men seeking brandy. Unfollowing.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“how do you stay hopeful when the world is aflame” because when I was younger I heard a wise hobbit say “there’s some good in this world, and it’s worth fighting for” and I’ve never been able to let that go

[Alex Dobrenko @Dobrenkz]

Nice narrator you got there would be a shame if they were unreliable

[Christin Johnson @christinjohnson]

@SketchesbyBoze I’m sorry you experienced that, and I’m sorry for the lack of compassion we’re seeing.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I grew up in poverty. We only had food at home because our grandma mailed us parcels of boxed dinners. At school I ate free breakfast and lunch every day for twelve years.

If free lunch is removed from schools, children will starve.

[Christin Johnson @christinjohnson]

@AguaFriaOwls That cameraman needs a raise. Doesn’t get any better.

[Christin Johnson @christinjohnson]

If you don't know what a slang word means and you Google it and end up on Urban Dictionary, you are not coming out the same person you went in.