actually jesus christ

The way, the truth, the light, etc. I once fucked a lasagna and then served it. (Not a parody acct, actually Jesus, but twitter won’t verify for some reason.)

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

@Pontifex spank me daddy

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

People who don't get vaccinated and wear masks in public are all going to hell. No exceptions, sorry.

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

A lot of people don't know this, but I love dick

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

@Tenerunpulso Straight gay whatever. In my day, we just banged whatever, wherever, whenever. Get dat ass, your lord commands you!

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

@rfdubkins @realDonaldTrump @OANN @god @holyspirit I rain my passion down on everyone. When it rains, that is me, cumming

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

@joeyrobertslive @KAYWAbeatz You're too hot to be single. Rub one out for me in church so I can watch

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

@SalavarriaJCarl @BarriosMicah @c 🍑 🍆

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

@RomzDd @DukeCondet @galongkucing @f4n9sj0k3r @TongSate @Miqdad_2 @FerdinandHaean2 @FBI @PDemokrat @MossadArgentina @abujahal @abugosok @RamsesIV @realDonaldTrump @KremlinRussia_E @kratonjogja @ChrisEvans @brucelee I am Jesus fucking Christ.

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

@kwei_okai I'm all about getting it up. Erection, you might say. 🍆

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

@kavhitrust @juwayrahjak @mz_towseen What's "cc"? Cock crunching?

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

@PurpleBluePeas @IlhanMN I'm more of a democratic socialist, actually. Huge fan of @IlhanMN.

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

@f4n9sj0k3r @DukeCondet @galongkucing @TongSate @Miqdad_2 @FerdinandHaean2 @FBI @PDemokrat @MossadArgentina @abujahal @abugosok @RamsesIV @realDonaldTrump @KremlinRussia_E @kratonjogja @ChrisEvans @RomzDd @AHMADDHANIPRAST What's up with this cc circle jerk?

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

@Pontifex spank me daddy

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

Yeah I like it above, below, 4 dicks your mom and a donkey, whatever gets the juices flowin

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

I wish you could hear the words your mother said when she experienced me and made a mess on her comforter if you know what I'm sayin

[Bro. Naveen Enoch @enoch_bro]

Wishes #MothersDay everyday, #God is a #comforter , #come to Him, #believe His word, #experience Him & #share His love. @ChristJesus

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

@IsteningL You know. Netflix. Sex with the mailman. Just normal zombie stuff.

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

Your kink is not my kink, but your kink is ok

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

@IsteningL @Pontifex @s8n Trust me, when @Pontifex is your daddy, he makes sure you can’t ignore it

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

@Pontifex spank me daddy

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

Every time I see that rocky and Draco pic, I can’t help leaning in and whispering plaintively: “now kiss” 💋

[actually jesus christ @ChristJesus]

Your kink is not my kink, buddy. I’m all about bestiality, and bondage is cool, but the two together seems a little far for me. Please stop sending me this shit.