chris christman

[Tyler Todt @tyromper]

Nancy Pelosi salary: $193,400
Nancy Pelosi net worth: $196million

Mitch McConnell salary: $193,400
Mitch McConnell net worth:$54million

Like it or not, they both play for the same team.

Neither party is on your side.

They are on the side of getting themselves rich.

[Rob Romano @2Aupdates]

Did... did you put the standard magazine half an inch into the gun so it would look like a scary extended one?

[Kosher McKosherwitz @kag_kraken1776]

🦏

[Rep. Paul Gosar, DDS @RepGosar]

The most dangerous enemies of America are not in Russia - they're in Washington DC.

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Ugly women going on a sex strike is like unemployed people going on vacation.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Progressives have given away their two favorite go to responses on abortion.

“My body my choice” rings pretty hollow after Vax mandates.

“It’s a women’s issue” is tough if there’s no definition of woman.

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

I know the “1984” references are a little stale but the government creating an actual Ministry of Truth is a little too on the nose for me.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

If the left's ideas are so good, why are they exhibiting mass hysteria with the notion that others could also express their ideas on an equal footing?

[aj @ajbabyboi]

this is now a thomas edison hate account

[chris christman @christman357]

Did Biden win the election? That’s what they tell us. Am I bummed about it? Absolutely. But, I REFUSE to stoop to the same level of bitching and complaining of the liberals after the 2016 election.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

It is sickening that business owners are boarding up their storefronts because they know liberals will send out their thugs on election night to burn cities down.

Democrats are the party of hate, intolerance & violence— and that is why Americans will choose Trump on Nov 3rd.

[Geni @geniwithluv]

me after i spell wensday right

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

Screw the dueling Trump vs Biden town halls.

What people really want is a Hunter vs Don Jr. cage fight refereed by @joerogan.

Nothing less.

[Chamatkar Sandhu @ChamatkarSandhu]

2 years ago today...

Joe Rogan: "Why'd you take your pants off?"

Derrick Lewis: "My balls was hot."

Joe Rogan: "I understand."

[chris christman @christman357]

But ... they’re all wearing masks ... and masks work ... right?

Liberal logic 🤡

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

I get that the secret service are meant to be willing to take a bullet for the President, but what if the President's the one spraying those bullets around?

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

I hope the President gets well soon.