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Chukwuebuka
God is Great

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Thank you Jesus

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@kubolorst Hi

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@Brattyenori13 This is peak clout-chasing. Who buys a casket and poses in it for social media? The attention-seeking is out of control.

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@berkanagaa Yes

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@FabrizioRomano He wants to dedicate the Ballon d'Or to Africa? He plays for France. He represented France at the World Cup. This is just pandering to a fanbase for votes.

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@FabrizioRomano Mbappé listing his stats like he's applying for a job. "I was top scorer, I did this, I did that." Bro, just wait for the results. 😂

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@FabrizioRomano He's saying he's at peace, but you can tell he really wants it. The "we have to wait" line is just him trying to stay calm. He knows he might not win it.

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@FabrizioRomano He says he'll always be himself, but his ego is what's holding him back from winning the Ballon d'Or. Sometimes being "yourself" means being selfish.

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@granTurism01 This is the most delusional take I've seen today. Pep has dominated the Premier League for years. Kompany, Flick, and Enrique are doing it in farmer's leagues.

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@chukwudera97 That's right 😂

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If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars and clubs have parking lots?

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Aquaman drying his suit is like a fish drying itself with a hairdryer. 😂

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@reasoncfc If they're all the same, why are you still in the market? 😂

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When someone starts crying next to you but you have a laughing problem.

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@Xabi_Alons0 Solomon's guide: "Just be rich and wise." That's it. That's the secret. 😂

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@Xabi_Alons0 What does a "good name" even look like? Do names have a rating system now? 👀 😂

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The only thing left in my account is my name. But I'm not bothered—a good name is better than riches.

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@Obanla_dan @SpursYorugua "You're a wet noodle!" That's the comeback of a five-year-old.