christobal

[christobal @christoballls]

I need a son ASAP!

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

This is one of the wildest finishing sequences ever. You really need to see the 30 seconds or so after, too, because it’s absolutely terrifying

[christobal @christoballls]

@janne1y ???

[christobal @christoballls]

If she doesn’t ask me to be her Valentine by next week ima off myself

[christobal @christoballls]

If the Pats win Jesse will become the new group leader by default

[christobal @christoballls]

Lowkey mad butthurt how my friend Jonas puts his kids before me

[christobal @christoballls]

One cycle of tren won’t hurt 😭

[christobal @christoballls]

@janne1y

[christobal @christoballls]

How many guys do you have to talk in order to need a 1TB phone 😡😡

[christobal @christoballls]

@janne1y

[christobal @christoballls]

If she wears that niners beanie in front of me again I might have to Swiss cheese her

[christobal @christoballls]

@janne1y Yall ain’t winning nothing 😮‍💨

[christobal @christoballls]

I’m fucking depressed fr

[christobal @christoballls]

Might get married next year fr

[christobal @christoballls]

Hope my homies never make it out the hood fr

[christobal @christoballls]

Ain’t no way I’m a Shih Tzu stepfather

[Laz🇱🇷🦅 @Lazerus]

Bad Bunny performing and then gets to watch his favorite team win back to back Super Bowls 🦅

[thicc n tired @britttlifts]

My QB1 🦅

[2K SA (2026 NFL MVP) @BarkleysBurner_]

The Eagles OC in the second half:

[christobal @christoballls]

I woulda ate that shit. That's just me tho!