Christof

Husband, father of 3.
Lancashire, UK.
Tweet moderate quantity - mainly jokes, politics, footy.
Generally hard to insult.

[Christof @christof_ff]

@KingBobIIV "the pilling station"

[Christof @christof_ff]

@ZackPolanski Single incidentS (plural)

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

Isn't this you happily shaking hands with the Syrian President, Ahmed al-Sharaa, who led an Al-Qaeda linked terror group which carried out multiple beheadings? Just checking on your tolerance levels for this sort of stuff @Keir_Starmer

[Harry Stabbings @harrystabbings]

@visegrad24 Anti-beheading is not acceptable.

The official government term is involuntary head-body separation.

Please be sure to use this moving forward to remain compliant with the Online Safety Act.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

Did that Sudanese lad not watch Adolescence ffs

[Christof @christof_ff]

@emilyhewertson The product of a toolmaker being one of them

[Christof @christof_ff]

@FUDdaily The cabinet are doing their level best to try & demonstrate that Keir Starmer is actually the cream of the Labour crop.

[Christof @christof_ff]

@TheSimonEvansX My mother regularly implores me to watch it.
She thinks it's one of the most incisive & funny programmes on the box.
It's fair to say that we've grown apart somewhat.

[Christof @christof_ff]

@carlalockhart It's impossible to hate you people enough.
The only reason anyone is aware of this is because social media exposed it before you had chance to sweep it under the carpet.

[Tim Stanley @timothy_stanley]

Britain's appropriate response level has risen from "appalled" to "sickened."

[Sophie Corcoran @sophielouisecc]

I see we have now reached the beheadings in the street phase of cultural enrichment

[Christof @christof_ff]

@GBPolitcs Quelle suprise!

[🙏🌧🌍 @godblesstoto]

It’s time to post this again.

[Christof @christof_ff]

@JuliaHB1 @YvetteCooperMP In Starmer & Lammy's world, we'd probably pay them reparations.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Online. That’s the key word. He doesn’t give a damn what happens to children offline. This is all about control of online speech, not concern for our children.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

@Keir_Starmer

[Nick Dixon @NickDixon]

You must be gutted it’s too late to prosecute them.

[Outpost Studios @OutpostStudios]

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[Christof @christof_ff]

@DPJHodges Psst...don't talk about the elephant!

[Christof @christof_ff]

@Heccles94